Yet Another Military-Industrial-Complex Power Grab

LuciferThe Military-Industrial Complex [MIC] is refocusing its energy into changing a new, and more profitable set of missions, with a new Infernal public-private partnership. Their success in wars to date has emboldened them to start acting in a new sphere of influence. Their earlier success is encapsulated in this quote from the Sunlight Foundation:

After examining 14 million records, including data on campaign contributions, lobbying expenditures, federal budget allocations and spending, we found that, on average, for every dollar spent on influencing politics, the nation’s most politically active corporations received $760 from the government. The $4.4 trillion total represents two-thirds of the $6.5 trillion that individual taxpayers paid into the federal treasury.

That is a $760 to $1 return on investment. All by “self-made” billionaires, with not one whit of help from the Federal Government. Clearly, nobody has helped them; they have been entirely responsible for helping themselves (like pigs at a trough), although they may like to claim that they have merely been blessed (presuming to know the unknowable). One might want to notice, however, that even with their protestations that their success has been divinely inspired, a discerning nose and cold eye cannot fail to note the sulfurous fumes and the consequences of their political largesse:

$.4.4 Trillion in government and government-enabled business returns, yielding a “Conservative” 1:760 investment- reward ratio. Providing a new and improved definition of Conservative.

In a joint Press announcement attended by the MIC and the Infernal, the MIC have promised the Infernal sources a new supply of souls (Infernal Resources), provided by the US’ never-ending immolation of people around the globe with its military. The MIC said:

We will provide the Infernal with an unlimited supply of souls, and the mining for these souls will be at the taxpayer’s expense. We expect to remedy the waste problem caused by the departure of these souls, by recovering and selling recycled water and nitrogenous fertilizer from the vessels formerly used by these souls. This will be a truly, low energy, green new war.

In completely unrelated news, Koch Nitrogen introduces a new low energy, green, nitrogenous fertilizer product, coupled with their a modest price rise in their fertilizer products.

The Infernal communications spokesperson said:

We have never before enjoyed doing business with such willing associates. Historically, the faithful (D) majority fought us tooth-and-nail. We look forward to a long and mutually-prosperous business relationship, with the new (R) majority, recently graduated from The Infernal Gerrymandering Program.

The Pentagon, when asked, had no comment and referred all queries to the White House, where Rahm Infernal told the press in a briefing to stop behaving like a set of F…… Retards, and get with the program.

No Congressperson or Senator would comment, because they are already soulless. They know to whom they committed their souls.

Additionally, the World Economic Forum (WEF), in Davos, has invited a contingent of Infernals to the Conference to give world leaders advice on how to improve the results of austerity. Early leaks indicate topics added to the agenda include Pestilence and Famine.

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