Weekend World Expander Open Thread

By nymole, on February 17th, 2013

Connect two apparently unrelated news or culture items of interest into a single headline-
the nuttier the better: e.g.

Meteor cat waits for Pope to abdicate before the Big One

As always, play nice.

Tina

February 17, 2013 at 1:07 pm Log in to Reply

Benedict XVI, the best-dressed pope, but accused of ignoring gay animals.
nymole

February 17, 2013 at 1:44 pm Log in to Reply

I swear I saw this half-assed headline somewhere before, but google turns up nothing now, not even on aol:-) : “Caps are out, cats are in on blogs.”…..

I’ll have to go with combining two from the Onion:

“Meth Actually Not That Bad For You”, Report Doctors – Dismantling Carnival Cruise Ship Bus