“Doctor, could I have Obama Derangement Syndrome?”

One of the symptoms of Obama Derangement Syndrome (ODS) is the pervasive conviction that The Black Guy in the White House © is a closet Muslim who secretly hates the baby Jesus and all things American. Those afflicted with ODS are overwhelmingly convinced thatThe Black Guy in the White House © wishes ultimately to turn […]

Today’ coffee spew moment: Ted Cruz may run for President in 2016

I really hope that you had the good sense to swallow your coffee before reading this…and no, you read it correctly: Ted Cruz really is floating a trial balloon. He’s not denying that he’s considering the possibility of running for President in 2016. The fact that Cruz is the most hated wackjob on Capitol Hill […]

Dine and Dash Republicans Want to “Leave Without Paying the Check”: Obama

“This is not a complicated concept… . You don’t go out to dinner and eat all you want and then leave without paying the check.”

– President Barack Obama, breaking down the GOP-led debt ceiling debacle.

Related: Pobody’s nerfect.