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The Jehoshua Novels

Cat beats investment professionals in picking stocks

Credit: The Observer, Jill Insley

Orlando the Cat has trounced so called investment professionals in picking stocks, probably because he wasn’t focused on touting garbage stocks to clients (AKA “muppets”, as Goldman employees have charmingly called them) then secretly shorting the stocks, thus making money on both ends. Oh gosh, there I go again [...]