Senate votes to delay transition to digital television.
Why? Because there isn't enough money in the coupon program. So the country has to wait on freeing up the spectrum because there isn't one Senator, and one member of the House of Representatives smart enough to put the necessary extra funds in the stimulus bill.
We want people to be spending. Right? Coupon. Spend. Coupon. Spend.
As the good people of Corrente would say: "Department of What is wrong with you people?"
[Updated: the money has, in fact, been included in a vote on the 15th of January. Hat tip to Mike Nellis for finding this.]