TSA, Fear and Travel: Random Thoughts


Well, I wish I could say Americans in general--and Texans in particular--are fed up with the TSA. But I passed through Houston yesterday on the way home from Mexico City and endured a pat down. Before you go through the metal detector line there is a poster saying it is your choice to opt-out of the backscatter machine. Fine, good, I think, I get to enforce my rights of no unreasonable searches and seizure. Of course, NO ONE else asked for one before or after me. People are quite simply afraid to be singled out and humiliated. And that is exactly what the pat down is: it is punishment. There was no one, absolutely no one going through the old school metal detector when I declined the backscatter machine. They could have easily waved me through the metal detector. But the point is not efficiency, it's to enforce conformity.

The Brunette refused the backscatter as well. The man doing the initital screening was rude to us.

I opted out and he asked, menacingly, "are there any questions about the machine I can answer?" It felt like he was one of those pro-Christian pre-abortion screeners, asking me loudly why I was opting out. I said, very politely, mind you, "I prefer no one sees me naked." He said, "no one will, it's like an X-ray." I said, "I disagree. I've seen leaked photos and prefer a pat-down." He then screamed out, "hey, we got two winners here: pat downs, male and female."

It's punishment. It's a feature. It's not a bug. The humiliation is done on purpose. And Americans are scared of it. They don't want to be late. They don't want to be humiliated. I just don't see this changing.

People may feel safe mouthing off in the comments in a TSA blog post, but when push comes to shove people are scared of saying no to the TSA people. And the TSA people are scared to push back against stupidity because, as the TSA agent patting me down said today: "this stuff is worse than Russia and I hate it, but I don't have a union to protect me." (He was that rare thing these days: human.)

Last I checked, also, the Texas State Senate shot down the anti-TSA bill.

And don't even get me started on the Continental Flight. I've flown on Tupolev-154s and Ilyushins, which are horribly uncomfortable planes. This flight and the seats, while as bad as those, was getting close. Old airplanes. Tiny seats. Terrible service. The Russian experience and the American one are merging at a scary pace. The food is utterly disgusting, and getting very close to Russian like quality.

And then there was the passport inspection.

The passport officer was quite literally racist in his behavior. Everyone in the line who was not white was screened extensively, clearly and almost harrassingly. I have a very bad habit of choosing the slow lines and so had lots of time to observe this guy. All the American citizens of Mexican descent were asked several questions, one was led aside for what I assume a minor passport flaw and two other women were clearly frustrated by the questions.

The Brunette was breezed through and so was I. No mention of the infamous Iran Visa in my passport, which was a first.

I later made this observation to The Brunette and she agreed. Again, I've been through 30 land, sea and air border crossings: Iran, Mexico, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Turkey, Georgia, Azerbaijan, China, Kygyzstan, India, Nepal, Oman, Dubai, Bahrain, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, China, Taiwan, Japan, South Korea, Russia, United Kingdom, Denmark, Hungary, Romania, Slovakia, Czech Republic, Germany, France, Italy, Spain, Switzerland, Greece, Macedonia, Bulgaria and probably one or two more I've forgotten. The only one that comes close to the American border crossing is Russia. Iran was worse than the US for obvious reasons. But seriously, just think about that for a moment. China is easier to get into than the US. I've not been harassed at a single border crossing other than Iran or Russia as much as I have coming back into the United States. Land of the free? Or land of Fear?


Sean Paul Kelley June 2, 2011 - 11:21am

I don't recall the first guy calling out about me requesting the pat down, but I was the only one I saw before and after.

I was asked whether I wanted to do it in private, however. I actually preferred the public pat down, right there in front of everyone between two lines of screeners. The process was involved. They had to put on gloves and open some kit for chemical swab inspection I assume. But it definitely took a while and actually seemed to involve two people.

They were very nice though and when I asked if I could be inspected by a woman, the one guy said, "oh, we're not that liberal. Some countries are. Do you want me to contact my superior?"

Well here I fall in line with everyone else. I just wanted to move this forward. I was with my wife, who was fuming at me for slowing things down, so that may have been why I declined to see the superior. I'll leave that for one of the rest of the Agonist travelers to pursue.

I'll share an approach that I considered taking. If they ask why, you want to be patted down by a woman, well that's private. Keep in mind that for all they know you were molested as a child by a man. Or you could simply be homophobic. Real homophobes probably cannot admit that but that's another issue. Whatever the reason, you don't need to say to a stranger because really that's potentially as invasive as the pat down itself. The reason is private.

It also should be no big deal for the woman who has to do the patdown on a man. She's a professional doing her dob. End of story there.

So after I declined to see the superior I did make a comment of possibly being homophobic. He nodded and generally was very nice and professional. At the end I complemented him and his buddy for being so professional. They joked that really they probably should be more gruff and mean.

But I agree, Sean Paul, it is all about making the process as unpleasant and slow as possible because really, if 1 out of 10 people were to choose patdowns, the system of the moment would grind to a halt.

Jeff Wegerson June 2, 2011 - 12:00pm

Oh wait, it's not on your list...
In any case, yes, TSA agents are afraid of losing their jobs as anyone else. They are given procedures to follow by their superiors, and that's what they do. There are probably some sadistic psychos, but I suspect it's more that they are frustrated you are giving more work to do than punishment to enforce rules...

creativelcro June 2, 2011 - 12:06pm

Bad decisions make good stories.

Sean Paul Kelley June 2, 2011 - 12:08pm

if you are not Jewish...

creativelcro June 2, 2011 - 12:10pm

Bad decisions make good stories.

Sean Paul Kelley June 2, 2011 - 12:13pm

Come in on a tourist flight through Ben Gurion, no probs. Come over the bridges from Jordan with 2 months of excavation gunge and an interest in observing security protocols and it can be bit of a different story.

"For the most part, when people discuss international law they are using it as a tool in a broader policy debate.... Very few people, it turns out, care about international law for its own sake." ~ David Bosco

JustPlainDave June 2, 2011 - 12:17pm

I'm not Jewish (wife is) and we toured Israel with a group in 2005. Easy entry - actually more hassle getting out. Two of the group took a side-trip to the West Bank and got much more scrutiny. We went to Petra in Jordan and although the wheels were greased because it was an arranged tour, I remember seeing a big queue trying to get into Israel as we were going to Jordan. When we returned, they put us through an entirely different area, as though they didn't want to get us mixed up with the Palestinians. I wouldn't want to travel the way SKP did.

I have no problem driving anywhere I can and I hate the DHS/TSA. Therefore, I won't fly again until/unless the country gets its head out of its ass, which is unlikely to happen - DHS & TSA are making too much money for too many people. And the next time I leave this country, I may well not come back.


Retiring Mainframe maven, active curmudgeon, poet, writer.

steeleweed June 2, 2011 - 7:28pm

@steeleweed, you should do it. I am so happy to have escaped that asylum over a year ago. I know I am never coming back. Too happy living abroad.

liquid June 2, 2011 - 10:30pm

Welcome home, the new Amerika. Yes sheep everywhere, how sad.

jo6pac June 2, 2011 - 12:11pm

To be fair the Texas House voted very strongly to illegalize the no-predicate TSA gropifications and it brought out the nasty with an extreme letter threatening Texas with a total blockade (so much for state level opt-outs of TSA airport coverage, it's all theoretically optional).

Some weasel police state shilling commissioner teed it up so the Senate would kill it, but the House situation shows bipartisan anger becoming more organized and nearly hitting major thresholds of resistance.

I would advise people to look at the nastygram, now you see the thuggin inherent in the system - http://www.scribd.com/doc/56237206/TSA-Letter-to-Texas-Lawmakers-over-the-groping-bill
--
Hongpong.com

HongPong June 2, 2011 - 1:07pm

have been trained as good little authoritarians. Check out the comments in your local paper the next time the cops make a situation happen and then maim or kill someone in response to that situation. Police brutality apologists (fans?) greatly outnumber those who have misgivings about such things.

All I can guess is that there's enough poison in the TV to overwhelm most people's feeble mental defenses.

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chalo June 2, 2011 - 2:32pm

You obviously don't understand that these things are just little tests to decide on which list your name is to appear. Just like the idiots who thought they could dance in the Jefferson Memorial on Memorial Day.
Big Brother is taking names and keeping score.

JT June 2, 2011 - 2:38pm

to make sure you get on a list early. If they took away all like minded people and left you behind, you'd be left with the sheeple. Worse than death if you ask me. Concentration camp party FTW.

zot23 June 2, 2011 - 9:08pm

I experienced problems in Canada, but it was because of all my photography equipment. They are very wary of people coming there to work without a work permit. Took about a 1/2 hour to get them to believe I was there as a tourist, not a photojournalist. However, I did sell some of those photos to some travel guides and through stock photo sites.

Outside of my past experiences returning to the US, I have not really experienced problems anywhere else, except for a recent Transnistria border crossing. They actually refused to let the bus in and sent it back to Kyiv, while detaining US citizens. The driver's papers were not in order. After some discussion, I paid a little fee. Then, I caught the next bus coming through a couple of hours later and got over the border.

liquid June 2, 2011 - 10:47pm

I recently traveled to Russia. Flying from the U.S., I refused the scatter machine, so I got the pat down. Flying back out of Moscow, I didn't know what potential rights I had, didn't know the language, and so I meekly went through the machine. I found my reactions interesting, the irritation in the U.S., the feeling of intimidation abroad.

nihil obstet June 3, 2011 - 12:37pm

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