What with our shifty eyes and flapping heads?

How unAmerican.

Now, in addition to more common crimes such as "Driving While Black", we'll also be jailing people for "Aggravated Strolling While Canadian".

Yep, that's us. Flashlights and all!

We're Americans. Everybody else is suspicious. In fact, most of us are suspicious, too. The "not suspicious" are a persecuted minority, you clueless liberals.

Probably looking for the closest Tim Hortons.

...is up there at the very top - if I read it correctly it says "the scofflaw motorist". I dunno where Custer is, but whoever's doing their incident dailies is punching above his/her weight but punching well.

“The absence of any US-Iran bilateral channel...may have the perverse effect of reinforcing Iranian interest in progressing in the nuclear realm so that the US will be forced to take it seriously and engage it directly." ~ Richard Haass

to me...not at all characteristic of law-abiding, polite, Canadians! L0L I do recall walking a couple of years ago from one destination to another in the United States and cars were slowing down? Were Americans suspicious of what I was doing at that time? Did think it was odd that cars slowed down--seemingly tracking my movements? However, at that time there was no Homeland Security for motorists to report me, so likely got away with my strange behaviour which wouldn't be tolerated in today's world. L0L With my foreign citizenship, I could be thrown in jail for that activity, kept in secret, deprived of counsel, and released only to be put on a North American no-fly list for the rest of my life! (The good news is if that did occur, I could sue my Canadian government and reap millions!) ROTFLMAO!!!