This Is Not Capitalism, It's Parasitism


What this article describes is not capitalism. It's parasitism, plain and simple:

But Thomas H. Lee Partners of Boston has not only escaped unscathed, it has made a profit. The investment firm, which bought Simmons in 2003, has pocketed around $77 million in profit, even as the company’s fortunes have declined. THL collected hundreds of millions of dollars from the company in the form of special dividends. It also paid itself millions more in fees, first for buying the company, then for helping run it. Last year, the firm even gave itself a small raise.

Wall Street investment banks also cashed in. They collected millions for helping to arrange the takeovers and for selling the bonds that made those deals possible. All told, the various private equity owners have made around $750 million in profits from Simmons over the years.

In the grand scheme of things a mattress company isn't a top line productive industry, and yet, they still actually make things, as opposed to the bloodsuckers on Wall Street who literally raped the company.


Sean Paul Kelley October 18, 2009 - 2:29pm
( categories: Business )

She did a good job of researching the chronology of leveraged buyouts that were inflicted on Simmons, and as a reporter rather than a columnist she is not supposed to come right out and call this corporate rape. Still, you read the article and come away thinking "Oh my God - how can this happen"? This is the reaction the business journalists should have had 10 years ago when this stuff was beginning to heat up. The outrage should have been reported each and every time Simmons was bought and sold. There should have been even more outrage every time one of these leveraged buyout firms loaded on more debt to a company and then promptly took it out as a dividend. Where was the outrage two years ago when Burger King's LBO owners saddled it with a huge debt and then took out $500 million in dividends as their personal payment. Instead what we got was an article touting the big bonuses the LBO kings had that year - never once questioning where this money came from, and always implying these brilliant men somehow earned these payouts from their insight, timing, and management skills.

So how come our business press failed to scream "rape!" over and over again? You had to dig deep into the blogosphere to read anything that described accurately what was going on.

Numerian October 18, 2009 - 10:02pm

..lay in the layman's inability to 'crunch the numbers'...the LBO rapists bury their deed under a mountain of numbers and figures, and people read about it in the Business Section, but their eyes skip past the impenetrable numbers to the analysis (such as it is), and read about the bonuses while missing (in the numbers) the rape.

It's probably an impossible task, though....like trying to explain the details of Derivatives trading to somebody who just barely made it through high-school math--the eyes glaze over as the numbers begin to flow.....

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justadood October 19, 2009 - 10:26am

The "investors" and their advisers had every intention of defaulting on the mortgages or bonds used to buy the business, because they knew the business could not support the debt load.

Synoia October 19, 2009 - 1:19pm

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