Flathead Irks Me, Especially When He Has A Point


You know, Flathead really bugs me sometimes. And I haven't blogged about him in a long time, but since I am sitting here in Bangkok absolutely bored to tears I decided to read his column this morning and what did I find? A point. He actually made a point.

Sure, there are some flaws in his argument (most notably that it his implicit desire to keep the sprawlconomy intact), but the basic idea behind Agassi's plan (see the column) is the network. We live in the age of the network. It's time to move past the assembly line to the network. I could go on and on with the analogies. Instead, I'll encourage you to read his column and see for yourself.

Really, how can a guy so farsighted at times be such an moron at others (Friedman units, supporting the Iraq War, etc. . .)? I guess we all catch a lucky break every now and then, no?

Nota bene: In the annals of book review skewers this line from Matt Taibbi is still the best:

Here's what [Friedman] says:

I stomped off, went through security, bought a Cinnabon, and glumly sat at the back of the B line, waiting to be herded on board so that I could hunt for space in the overhead bins.

Forget the Cinnabon. Name me a herd animal that hunts. Name me one.

I still chuckle when I read that line.


Sean Paul Kelley December 10, 2008 - 7:33am

We don't say they travel in herds, but there are plenty. Humans, lions, dolphins, Harris Hawks, wolves and ants come to mind.

NateTG December 10, 2008 - 10:20am

He has a point, there is a difference between a herd and a pack. Order of magnitude difference. And necessarily so.

By the way Mr Friedman, elephants are herd animals. And they hunt. Just go up to a herd and find out. Squish.

Synoia December 10, 2008 - 12:21pm

other than one is predator and one is prey? Would a group of baboons be a herd when they are being hunted by a lion, but a pack when they are chasing down some small animal to eat?

Would humans inside the castle walls be a herd, while those outside would be a pack?

brodix December 10, 2008 - 12:39pm

Collective nouns, and their proper use, and why they are used, is a mistery to me. "A gaggle of geese", a flock of birds, and the words for trees, copse, spinney, wood, forest....

Synoia December 10, 2008 - 3:01pm

ahead of the curve.

As a serial processor, the left side of the brain is an "assembly line." While as a parallel processor, the right side of the brain is a "network."

A clock and a thermostat might be more fundamental descriptions.

Check out Complexity Theory as well.

brodix December 10, 2008 - 12:50pm

The brain is never serial. No way. Left or Right side.

I remember the discussion "computers are fast, brains are slow", then I did the calculation on sight. Brains have to be massively parallel, the processes of sight & face recognition extant in humands is just amazingly fast. And brains run on peanuts.

Higher cognative funtion may be serial, probably more so in men than women. I cannot context switch (change subject), as fast as my wife. However, my excuse is: I'm male. I cannot process more than one thought at a time.

Synoia December 10, 2008 - 3:04pm
brodix December 11, 2008 - 8:05am

that both process information, brains are not analogous to computers. Luckily, the branch of psychology devoted to that analogy is dying a slow death as we speak :P

Bolo December 10, 2008 - 8:08pm

As individuals, we are serial processors. As a group, we are parallel processors.

As units of motion, time is linear. As an average of motion, temperature is group measurement.

Computers are a useful analogy, but the logic is more fundamental.

brodix December 11, 2008 - 8:28am

I didn't quite get what this had to do with auto manufacturing drastically changing. The proposal still uses mass produced cars that are sold to individuals. If the American auto makers can figure out how to make those vehicles well and efficiently, they would fit nicely into this scheme. I'm crossing my fingers about whether the Volt will live up to the hype, but its success basically depends on having this infrastructure in place.

pigola December 10, 2008 - 2:09pm

The infrastructure is in place. How hard is it to install coin operated electricty meters?

Synoia December 10, 2008 - 3:06pm

But doesn't it also make sense for the U.S. automakers to be among the first to invest in this infrastructure?

dcardozo December 10, 2008 - 7:28pm

That's the province of the enery companies, not the auto companies.

As in there are no GM gas stations, pleanty of oil company gas stations.

Synoia December 10, 2008 - 8:47pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Wild_Dog

Quite fascinating beasties. Every time I have seen them I have left with the thought, those things are actually unnervingly clever beasties... I wonder how clever?

We are always pleased at displays of intelligence from dogs. But possibly higher intelligence in packs of a carnivorous species that owes no allegiance to man is slightly disturbing...

John Carter December 10, 2008 - 7:43pm

There is footage somewhere of a pack of Indian Wild Dogs taking down a tiger. Yes, it took a lot of them. They're small and yellow and cute.

“The Playboy reader invites a female acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Picasso, Nietzsche, jazz, sex.” - Hugh Hefner

Tonsure Wimple December 11, 2008 - 4:23am

"The first rule of holes is when you’re in one, stop digging. When you’re in three, bring a lot of shovels."

Its great, because the first part of it makes some sense but then he throws in the 'Friedman-aphor'* about being in three holes and having lots of shovels and it just completely throws any consistency or logic out the window.

Same deal with his "world is flat" stuff--it makes some sense to say that the world is more interconnected and that this has positive effects in traditionally disadvantaged places, but to then go ahead and use the metaphor of a flat world...! First, points on a flat plane are less connected than those on a sphere. Second, 'flat world' connotes ignorant medieval beliefs, the opposite of what he's trying to say. Or maybe its the same, given his 'rah-rah globalization is the best' ideas. Or not. I don't know.

*Definition: Any metaphor or part of a metaphor that Thomas Friedman creates which completely destroys the logic of his own argument and befuddles any reader willing to think about it for more than 1 second. Caution! Has been known to cause strokes and temporary amnesia.

Bolo December 10, 2008 - 8:19pm

Not only this
"our bailout of Detroit will be remembered as the equivalent of pouring billions of dollars of taxpayer money into the mail-order-catalogue business on the eve of the birth of eBay. It will be remembered as pouring billions of dollars into the CD music business on the eve of the birth of the iPod and iTunes."

But the face that GM "snubbed" this new model and chose not to participate is stunning. I wonder what the fuller story is to this,
but this is going to make taxpayers' skin run -- when they realize they are paying for a sickened, dying animal's ego (the sicker the bigger?), it seems...

"Under the Better Place model, consumers can either buy or lease an electric car from the French automaker Renault or Japanese companies like Nissan (General Motors snubbed Agassi)"

ZM1 December 12, 2008 - 12:16am

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