Thoughts On Malaysia


ArcadeThus far Malaysia really reminds me of Mexico. There are several reasons for that. One is that everything shuts down during the heat of the day. Second, the day gets started very late, most places around here--and it's about 930am right now--don't open until 10 or 11. Third, the architecture of the homes out in the jungle, mind you, I am talking about Peninsular Malaysia, not Borneo, remind me of homesteads one sees in southern Mexico. Flat roofed houses made mostly of concrete with bright pastel colors, chickens and goats rambling about the yards, all a bit messy, dirty and disorganized. Such a nice change from super clean Singapore. Perhaps its the lingering Portuguese influence? But that was so long ago.

Also, the people, the Malays, not the Chinese or the Indians, are very laid back about life. To them life seems more about living than working. I like that attitude.

All very superficial observations, no doubt, but the people here are splendid, helpful, no too curious, but curious enough to lead into an interesting conversation.

Funny story. This morning I stopped at a small store to buy a lighter. "How much," I asked?

"One ringgitt," he replied, adding, "where you from?"

"America," I said. "Oh, then two ringgitt! What state?"

"Texas," I said. He shot back, "oh, now three ringgitt," with a smile. Then an interesting conversation about George Bush ensued. I explained Bush was not born in Texas, in Connecticut actually, and was only a make-believe 'cowboy.'

"Well, in that case," he said, "for you only one ringgitt. Next time I meet someone from Connecticut I will charge them ten ringgitt!"

I smiled and waved good-bye. Pleased to have disabused at least one Muslim in the world that Texans aren't the bad guys. Just Bush.

But the heat and humidity? Wow! even more so than Singapore. Then again, I am right on the water--the Straits of Malacca, where all the oil from the Middle East is transshipped to Japan and China.

Fascinating place and worth a visit if you ever come this way.


Sean Paul Kelley September 24, 2008 - 8:27pm

Crime levels are on the rise in Malaysia, especially in Johor, so common sense precautions should be observed. Pickpockets and snatch-and-run thieves ply their trade in Kuala Lumpur and large cities as well as in housing areas, and the security of cheaper accommodations may have room for improvement. Be particularly careful when it comes to snatch-and-run thieves as some of them are known to drag victims along the road with their motorcycle until they release their grip on their possessions. As a general precaution, always carry your bags on the side not facing the road and walk against the flow of traffic.

Do not accept drinks from strangers in any pub or club as there is a risk they might be spiked. Gambling is illegal and tourists are often scammed at illegal gambling joints.
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adrena September 24, 2008 - 10:35pm

While me and my partner, upon our arrival in Morocco, were negotiating with a guide, we were approached by an Irish bloke who asked if he could join us. Since there's always safety in numbers we said: "Sure". His name was John. He turned out to be a comic genius and a real 'fun' guy to travel with. The trouble was that because I was now traveling with two men instead of one, I was a prostitute in the eyes of Moroccan men. They couldn't fathom that one of them was purely a travel companion. In order to offset this impression I took to walking around with a bag of oranges clutched in my hands or swung over my shoulder. I figured that no where in the world does a prostitute ply her trade while carrying a bag of oranges. Now, even after all those years, when I see oranges, it sometimes reminds me of prostitutes.


"While not a Playboy reader, she invites a male acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Chagall, Nietzsche, jazz, sex." - not a Hugh Hefner quote

adrena September 24, 2008 - 11:41pm

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