Die, Beast, Die


Many of you will no doubt remember and recognize my loathing of SUVs. I've blogged about it many, many times, most especially by laughing (and crying) at Detroit and it's errant stupidity when it comes to SUVs. Things haven't changed:

General Motors Corp still expects the U.S. economy to recover in the second half of 2008, pulling industry-wide auto sales higher, an executive said on Tuesday.
GM sales analyst Mike DiGiovanni, speaking to reporters and analysts on a conference call, said he saw "early signs" that the U.S. market was steadying.

One thing you can always bet on: stupidity at the Big Three, er Two and A Half now, or something. They haven't changed in Detroit--and one of them will probably have to die before they do. But things are changing elsewhere, as in, the consumers are tired of getting fleeced at the pump (admit it, paying $80 twice a week to fill up an SUV is fucking stupid) and are trading down:

Menicocci, a resident of the upscale Miami suburb of Palmetto Bay, recently placed his 2003 Chevrolet Tahoe with leather seats and 39,000 miles for sale on Craigslist for $16,000 -- roughly $2,000 less than what his research determined was the Kelley Blue Book value. He bought a 2003 Kia Spectra for $5,000 because he was tired of paying so much for gas with his heavy Tahoe. "I was wasting $30 a day compared to $10 a day," he said. "Everybody is like, `What is that? Is that the maid's car?"' said Menicocci, who sells marble and granite for a living. "But I don't care. At this point, I'm way past looks and appearances."

I can't help but reiterate when people says things like, "I'm way past looks and appearances," there is a sea change underway. And not a day too soon. Although, there will always be people with lots of money and little sense who will buy Hummers.

I drive a 20 year old Acura. It runs, gets decent milage and I could care less how it looks. It gets me where I need to go and that is all that ever mattered. But I do look forward to the day when the highways aren't full of huge behemoths and it's safe to putz around on a moped. Then I can really minimize my carbon footprint.


Sean Paul Kelley May 7, 2008 - 3:47pm
( categories: USA: Domestic Issues )

When I first saw your subject header I thought this was going to be a post about the Clinton campaign.

Nominay May 7, 2008 - 4:15pm

You think Clinton is a beast? There goes another vote for your guy in November. Paging Gannon.


"While not a Playboy reader, she invites a male acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Chagall, Nietzsche, jazz, sex." - not a Hugh Hefner quote

adrena May 7, 2008 - 9:48pm

adrena, it isn't Gannon's fault lol I don't recall him being nasty in his postings. :)

Tina May 7, 2008 - 9:59pm

You are right to suggest that Gannon is not nasty in his postings. However, he felt the need to point out to me, after I made an inflammatory comment about Obama supporters, that civilized discourse is more effective. I just wished to draw his attention to uncivilized discourse elsewhere. I believe it would be unfair if only Hillary supporters have to be civilized. How would Obama supporters feel if I called him a beast, a dog, a bastard etc. Someone admonished me once for calling Obama a Messiah.


"While not a Playboy reader, she invites a male acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Chagall, Nietzsche, jazz, sex." - not a Hugh Hefner quote

adrena May 7, 2008 - 10:27pm

As a conduit I never know where my posts are going to lead to discussion-wise. Jeff Gannon? C'mon, politics is absurd enough already.
I was thinking more of the Clinton campaign as an entity, the whole Hillary movement, not her as an individual ... tho I'm sure she has some beastly aspects. :)

Nominay May 8, 2008 - 12:17pm

Jeff Gannon that would make it absurd to even have a discussion with him?
Just Curious!


"While not a Playboy reader, she invites a male acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Chagall, Nietzsche, jazz, sex." - not a Hugh Hefner quote

adrena May 8, 2008 - 9:50pm

I'm just saying Jeff Gannon is a silly footnote in political history that's beneath validating further with any attention or pretense of relevance here.

Nominay May 9, 2008 - 12:47pm

but her refusal to capitulate in the face of popular defeat, at the expense of great damage to the Democratic party's prospects in the general election, has made her campaign into the likeness of a cornered beast. Why do you think the worst of the freeper types are supportive of her?

In the spirit of disclosure, I'll point out that I am not a Democrat nor an Obama supporter. I voted for Nader in 2000 and 2004, and if on election day the Democrats again offer up a candidate whose positions I can't support, I'll vote again for someone who does represent my views.

I don't trust Obama, but there is still some chance I'll vote for him if he doesn't slip towards the right after the convention. Hillary-- no chance. Pandering to warmongers, gas hogs, and peckerwoods shows that she's already passed the point of no return. At this point she's just burning crops to deny them to the (Democratic) victor.

chalo May 8, 2008 - 12:53pm

"... at the expense of great damage to the Democratic party's prospects in the general election"

And what great damage would that be? I mean the real kind, as opposed to the Bush-kind suffered when Gore-was-such-a-bore and Kerry lost his war medals windsurfing in his flip-flops.


"...cunning, baffling, powerful."

ww May 8, 2008 - 2:28pm

and embossing each others' political liabilities into the public consciousness months before the Rs would have kicked into high gear to do the same. In other words, they are doing McCain's work for him, on their own dime.

chalo May 8, 2008 - 3:12pm

Thanks so much for diverting this thread - which I thought was about gas-guzzling autos and Detroit's desperate clinging to them~



Turn back to the Constitution - and
READ it.

Rick May 8, 2008 - 9:03pm

For the folks who use hundred-dollar bills to light cigars, Lexus will sell you (for a mere $73,800 MSRP base price) a great little vehicle to tool around town in that gets 12 city/18 highway MPG.

CAFE standards? Bah!

Petronius May 7, 2008 - 4:26pm

CAFE standards lose their impact in the luxury market. Obviously, if a maker is selling 200,000 cars for $20,000 a piece, then it couldn't tack $3000 extra on each vehicle (if they were 'gas guzzlers') because it's such a big percentage of the price.

Luxury makes like Lamborghini - even volume makers like Mercedes - have never actually made the average. They just tack the fines onto the window sticker and make the customer pay.

Even though GM is the 'badguy' in this post, it's interesting to note that they never had a fleet that didn't make the average up until 2004 when they tried selling a revived GTO super car (and even then, with the manual transmission, there was no fine).

KingElvis May 8, 2008 - 5:40pm

Yeah I bet you need to watch your pennies. I mean, granite countertops were sooooo early oughts.

Rojo May 7, 2008 - 5:02pm

poor idiots who do service work on furnaces and air conditioners.
We drive big vans fully loaded with parts and tools.
If we use minivans, we have to make two trips to complete the call.
One trip and waste gas on the big van. Two trips to get the part and waste gas on the extra trip.
Any suggestions?

repressive governments mix administrative clumsiness & inefficiency with authoritarian tendencies.

kimmy May 7, 2008 - 5:06pm

Buy a horse and cart.

geoduck May 7, 2008 - 5:16pm

Nobody begrudges the use of larger vehicles where necessary for business. You simply pass the rising cost of fuel to your customers.

That will work until your customers decide they can do without your services, or a competitor comes along with a more cost-efficient alternative (like the horse and cart mentioned in a previous comment).

The cost of fossil fuels is going to keep going up indefinitely. Everything is going to change, folks. Think hard about it.

grassroot May 7, 2008 - 6:23pm

...then there would be plenty of fuel for actual work vehicles.
.
Good times for Smiley! :-D

Jimbo92107 May 7, 2008 - 6:42pm

If they weren't so suspicious and would let us telecommute, it would save even more fuel, money and time. My fear there is that they're going to then want us to all have web cams so they can watch us and see if we're working.

Next we'll have to wear a coat and tie when working at home. Smile! You want to look pretty for the camera! :)

Eric Gen May 7, 2008 - 9:10pm

why not telegovernance while we're at it. -while we still have the unique moment.

Zuma May 7, 2008 - 9:20pm

If you can telecommute from home, you can telecommute from India.

“The Playboy reader invites a female acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Picasso, Nietzsche, jazz, sex.” - Hugh Hefner

Tonsure Wimple May 8, 2008 - 2:18am

In general, you're absolutely correct. A slight advantage that you have from telecommuting in from the general vicinity is that it's still relatively easy, and inexpensive, to show up at the office when needed or useful. I don't know if that's enough to offset the price differential.

And, iChat makes for pretty inexpensive videoconferencing which wouldn't care if you were in India, or wherever, which counters somewhat the ability of a local to be in the office.

But, who knows, with the rampant dollar deflation, maybe it will be cheaper to hire us here.

Still, you're point's well taken.

Eric Gen May 8, 2008 - 5:32pm

Don't be terribly surprised if by August we see rows of fairly new SUV's, big pickup trucks and vans parked along curbs all over America, while their owners putt around town in little cars and scooters.

The age of the metal mastodon is finally grinding to an end.

Come November, will Americans recall that a couple of Republican oil executives were running the country when gas prices went from a buck a gallon to four (or five)? We'll see.

Good times for Smiley! :-D

Jimbo92107 May 7, 2008 - 6:34pm

In 1973, during the first American energy crisis, I met a person who had just bought a late model Cadillac Sedan de Ville for $400.00 because the person selling it couldn't get anyone to take it as trade-in on a sub-compact.

We did it all over again in 1979. Maybe this time we won't regress.

Eric Gen May 7, 2008 - 9:14pm

the environment is the big winner.


"While not a Playboy reader, she invites a male acquaintance in for a quiet discussion of Chagall, Nietzsche, jazz, sex." - not a Hugh Hefner quote

adrena May 7, 2008 - 9:50pm

contrarian and lover that I am:

Pontiac Blues (Rice Miller Williamson)
I found out,
What my baby likes.
I found out,
What my baby likes.
She likes a whole lot of loving,
And a straight-eight Pontiac.

We gonna get on the highway,
And cut the bright lights on.
Get on the highway,
Got the bright lights on.
Turn the radio on,
Dig that voice from the North.

Oh,
[?]
Yes baby I know.
[?]
With your head in my chest,
[... in my bed ?]

We gonna move,
down highway 49.
We gonna move,
down the highway 49.
She got her head in my chest,
Sonny, ain't this fine.

http://www.loughrigg.org/yardbirds/lyrics/pontiacblues.html

Toin dem brite lites on.

http://mauberly.blogspot.com/

mauberly May 7, 2008 - 10:20pm

"Mobile Storage."
.
Good times for Smiley! :-D

Jimbo92107 May 7, 2008 - 11:08pm

Maybe these guys can help you. Basically, they drop the driveshaft and substitute two electric motors and a battery pack with controller. Regenerative braking and better low-end torque for start-stop driving.

Petronius May 8, 2008 - 12:59am

AFS Trinity

$8700, all OEM parts, 150 mpg, in any vehicle it will fit into. The demo I saw was a Saturn Vue.


"...cunning, baffling, powerful."

ww May 8, 2008 - 5:30am

Also of possible interest, from 1979, Michael Brown: "Brown's Alcohol Motor Fuel Cookbook", ISBN 0-87947-300-2, Desert Publications, Cornville, Arizona, 86325. Been 29 years but maybe in used bookstore. How to modify carburetor, etc - fairly technical, beyond my skill set, but tinkerers will likely find plenty of ideas and enjoyment.

Ken Roberts May 8, 2008 - 10:33am

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-flbtraffic0508sbmay08,0,5651345.story

Broward County reports downturn in average daily traffic
By Michael Turnbell | South Florida Sun-Sentinel
May 8, 2008

Population is down. The housing market's in the tank. Gasoline prices have soared to record highs.

But commuters can take one small solace: People are driving less in Broward County.

Average daily traffic dropped about 1 percent countywide in 2007.

mcgrande May 8, 2008 - 12:16pm

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