Remember in Seinfeld when George kept thinking of a return snap after he got burned at work?

I felt like that years ago, when I saw him in my old local (Georgetown) Restoration Hardware just before xmas, I think 2002. I had the precient thought to say something about him going to like it in prison, where no doubt he'd join the ghost of Colson before it was over, but I didn't do it. And went over my would-be calmly delivered burn thereafter time and time again.

The only person with a greater homoerotic longing for Bush in a flight suit is Chris Matthews, who's moved on to truck driving, rough shaved minor Law and Order characters.

Karl is a fat, bald, morally vacant svengali of dubious sexual orientation and was such a fucked up kid that his lifelong dream was to become a behind the scenes, morally vacant string puller from 100 years ago called Mark Hannah, known only to history phds.

So maybe we should feel a bit sorry for him. He will weep when it crashes, like all bullies do.

oops. didn't see the second link

I ate lunch with the leader of the free world. (Porkers BBQ, Feb 22, 2007)

They eventually sat down to eat and one of the Secret Service members told us to just sit tight and we could meet the President after he finished eating. He really never got a chance to eat much because every time someone would get up and start walking out the door he would jump up to greet them before they left. He was just a really nice guy.

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...and the President gave me a little punch in the stomach and walked off.

I guess he does have charisma in some circles.

a fresh copy of "Good Night Moon" for Guess Who?

"Lord! What Fools these Mortals be!"

Maybe KKKarl was doing some spying, either on you personally, or your town as a whole. Surely, you've done something unpatriotic.