Did you know that Gen. Tommy Franks is raising money for the 'Tommy Franks Leadership Institute and Museum.'

Seriously. I'm not kidding.

As Bill Arkin says, "That retired Army General Franks is busy raising funds for an institute that will bear his name is more directly obscene, but not surprising: I guess at least one person planned well for the post-war Iraq era."

Will the TFLIM be a catastrophic success too?