Tiger Woods Falls Into a Trap


I wrote a few months ago about the remarkable performance of Tiger Woods during one of the PGA tournaments – the BMW Open – in which he played nearly perfect golf in order to tie the course record for an 18 hole round. He went on two days later to win that tournament, followed as he was hole by hole by about 20,000 people hoping to get close for just a moment to such sports splendor.

I was able to watch him up close on the 18th green, and have never seen a professional golfer put on such a display of concentration and iron determination. There was barely any recognition of the existence of the crowd or other players – just the ball and the next shot were all that mattered. His body carried a strange combination of relaxed military stiffness, if you can imagine a man who never untensed his back except to pick up a ball, and who kept a mask over his face at all times. I thought to myself – “Nobody can be this devoid of emotion. I wonder what Tiger Woods is like when he lets his emotions run free?”

Well now we know. He is what they call in the sports world a “playa” – a womanizer who has been cheating for years on his wife. Among golf professionals, he had this reputation before he married Swedish model Elin Nordegren, and some of them now say he occasionally bragged about his extra-marital affairs. Sports writers also heard these stories, but what is truly interesting is that you never heard anything about this. No titillating facts were printed in the sports pages, and gossip columnists never breathed a word of any of this. These are the very same people who are now arguing that Tiger Woods, being one of the biggest sports celebrities in the world as well as a billionaire, is not entitled to any privacy over this matter, despite his pleas to be left alone.

These writers and broadcasters are also saying they must follow this story now because you, the public, are “demanding” the facts about the bizarre car accident on Thanksgiving that left Tiger Woods unconscious on the ground after his wife took a four iron to one of his SUV windows. Plus, there are now nine women who claim to have had an affair in the past few years with Tiger Woods, he’s left a record of salacious text messages with many of these women, and most of them talk familiarly about his home in Florida where he brought them for his trysts. How long his wife can hold on before filing for a divorce and a chunky claim on his fortune is anybody’s guess, but lawyers are certainly willing to speculate on what the pre-nuptial agreement says.

As philanderers go, Tiger Woods is rather unimaginative. His text messages to various paramours are clichéd. If you want a truly poetic and creative approach to these things, read the emails South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford sent to his lover in Argentina. You remember this guy – supposedly lost while hiking on the Appalachian Trail, only to be found down in Buenos Aires with his hottie. When he was found out by the press, he finally fessed up to his sins and begged forgiveness – being a Republican this is a required ritual to put him right with his evangelical base, and he is still in office, by the way. Mark Sanford left us with this immortal line: "I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina." This man is apparently oblivious to Broadway theatre and the hit song from Evita, which is what you get with these Republicans who don’t have any gay political base.

Tiger Woods has also asked for forgiveness, but in a confused and cryptic message on his website that explains nothing and admits only to the general charge of personal failure. This just isn’t good enough these days when it comes to a celebrity confession. Here the public really is rather demanding – people want a lengthy television interview, an explanation that sorts out fact and fiction, and contrite tears if at all possible with expressions of how disappointed the celebrity is in himself and how badly he has hurt and let down those who love him.

The timing for this fiasco could not have been worse for Tiger Woods, because the ideal Mother Confessor in situations like this – Oprah Winfrey – has retired. Maybe he’ll get lucky and she’ll agree to do a one-off interview on prime time just for him, but lacking that, he is stuck confessing to creepy Larry King - not the sort of guy to whom you wish to confess your sex sins. This is because Tiger Woods is too big a celebrity to appear on some lesser interview show with the likes of Maury Povich or Greta van Susteren.

The job of arranging and negotiating the confessional scene falls to Tiger Woods’ long-time agent, Mark Steinberg, head of the Global Golf Division at the huge Hollywood talent agency IMG. Mark Steinberg is as interesting a character in this whole saga as is Tiger Woods. It would be fascinating to hear his candid opinion about this public relations disaster, but he’s a sports agent who generally stays in the background and out of the star’s limelight.

Steinberg did give an interview last year about what it was like being a sports agent for celebrity athletes like Tiger Woods. He had this to say when asked what are the most important qualities he must bring to the job:

HONESTY and INTEGRITY. Athletes in general sometimes feel that people are out there to take advantage of them since they are high profile people who are making a lot of money. Athletes are very wary about who is a part of their inner circle. What I’ve learned in the past 15 years is to be honest and tell the truth. What I mean by that is not just to be a yes man or a yes woman, but to tell the truth, speak your opinion and be a straight shooter. You need to be fair and not take advantage of your clients and if you work hard, you will have a very successful career.

Assuming Mr. Steinberg is speaking here with honesty and integrity, he sounds like he himself might have been unaware of Tiger’s off-course love life. Why else would he tell us that Tiger Woods has to be very wary of who is in his inner circle? Tiger Woods was anything but wary – there may have been up to 25 women he dated in an attempt to get into their inner circle.

The bigger problem for Mark Steinberg – the real test of his value as a sports agent – is how he limits the damage to the Tiger Woods brand. It is Steinberg who obtained the many lucrative corporate endorsements that provided Tiger Woods with over $100 million a year in fees. Companies like Nike, Tag Hauer, and Gatorade have a lot invested in the man. These companies are no doubt anxious over how this plays out with the public. They don’t want their corporate name to be associated with a damaged sports star.

This is, of course, the prime difficulty with the concept of personal branding. Celebrities, and the agents who serve them, have grown very sophisticated about selling their name and their image and their endorsements of a product, because the money to be made doing so vastly exceeds what they can make in their profession as an actor or athlete (the two principal areas of entertainment). A good agent is, like Mark Steinberg, a lawyer who is quick to sue anyone who besmirches the name or image of their brand – that is, unless it is the celebrity himself who does the besmirching. Then you have a real problem on your hand with a potential catastrophic loss of revenue. This is precisely what is facing the Tiger Woods brand.

Fortunately for Mr. Steinberg, he has placed Tiger Woods in long term contracts with his companies.

Our goal was to align Tiger with the brands that made the most sense to fit his image. We were looking for global brands that would reach the widest array of demographics as possible and once we found the proper partner, we mandated long-term associations. Tiger and I are still not interested in short term one-off deals. We reject those out of hand and we are looking for long-term partnerships so that we can grow and help develop a mutually beneficial business together.

Here again we see the problem with this sort of branding. In his business life Tiger Woods was not interested in “short term one-off deals,” but this is exactly what he was looking for in his love life. What the public saw of Tiger Woods was precisely what he and Mark Steinberg wanted them to see: a highly talented and successful professional athlete, probably the greatest ever in his sport, who is also a charming individual, devoted husband and father, and a generous donor to charities. This image is completely at odds with the real Tiger Woods operating not-so-secretly behind the scenes with a dozen or more women.

Celebrities create traps for themselves when they enter the high-profile public branding business. The must comport personally with the paragon of perfection they are selling through their brand, but this is almost always impossible. The celebrity has to live a double life, one of honesty and integrity when the cameras and lights are on them, and one of human foible and vice when in private. Every so often, reality conflicts with image, and the public stares with fascination at someone who has deceived them. They are far less likely to buy a product recommended by this person.

This is also a common problem in other businesses where personal branding is rife, like news reporting or politics.

David Vitter and Larry Craig are two other Republican senators who have seen their brand damaged because of sexual escapades completely at odds with their public image as moral scolds. It really makes you wonder about some of the characters in public life who project a strong, personal brand. Is Joe Lieberman the devout, observant Jew he professes to be? What about Barack Obama? He has the potential to be all brand, and no substance behind it.

We have to remember that what lies at the root of personal branding is money, money, and more money. Barack Obama, and his handlers, agents and marketers, crafted a particular personal brand that was effective at drawing in around $700 million in campaign donations in two years time. How is this any different from the work done to bring in equally staggering amounts of wealth for Tiger Woods? What did NBC do when their lucrative Tim Russert brand kicked the proverbial newspundit bucket? They chose his son to succeed him – Luke Russert, a twenty something aspiring journalist with no real experience and one qualification only – he carried the brand name by virtue of his birth, and millions of Americans would presumably watch him solely because of this attribute.

We are probably at the point where the personal branding business, like banking and the health care industry, has done enough damage to America that it is time to call a halt to the practice. If you don’t think it has done appalling damage to our politics, just look up the name Rep. Dan Lipinski, to see how he got his job in Congress. Is America really better off now that Rev. Billy Graham, who is about to depart from the public scene as America’s Clergyman, has named his son Franklin Graham as his successor? And let’s not leave out Hollywood, a cesspool of nepotism where famous actors, producers, directors and others in the business have a divine right to place their children in lucrative starring roles or executive assignments.

The message of all this nepotism and personal branding is deeply undemocratic. You no longer need talent or merit or drive to succeed in the most profitable areas of American life. You need an aristocratic lineage. Not for nothing is this aristocracy working frantically behind the scenes to repeal the death tax – the only thing left that is preventing an unaccountable and unassailable class of nobles from forming in this country. Unassailable, that is, until the public takes up the only avenue left to it in these circumstances: armed revolution.

This sounds utterly fanciful in the current state of American society, but it is not. In 1848 violent revolutions swept across Europe, erupting seemingly from nowhere, and taking the lives of tens of thousands of wealthy aristocrats everywhere, many of whom panicked by fleeing the continent. Alexis de Tocqueville summarized the situation pithily: "society was cut in two: those who had nothing united in common envy, and those who had anything united in common terror." The U.S. is already as fractured as it could be into a small segment of very wealthy people, and everyone else who have seen their living standards sink for two decades. What this great mass of people lack are envy: at the moment television entertainment guarantees that even the most disadvantaged person looks at the rich and famous as people to admire, even if they owe everything to their name, and not their skill or hard work. But envy is growing, and in the case of the financial industry, it is developing into real anger at the wealth that has flowed to a caste of experts found seriously wanting in risk management skills. It doesn’t take too much for envy and anger to erupt at the whole of the political, business, athletic, entertainment, journalistic, and religious leadership of this country.

This is why the public is interested in the Tiger Woods story. He is undoubtedly an amazingly talented athlete with many records to his name. He just wasn’t content with the $20 million he could earn every year from his sport. He wanted five times that amount in endorsement income, and the price of this greed was his willingness to trap himself in a world of duality. For a long time we saw only one side of his world – the side he and his agent wanted us to see – and now we see another different side. It is not so much that the general public is shocked that someone wealthy and famous could attract many women to engage in an affair with a married man; this happens all the time. It is the complete disconnect between the one world we are used to, and the other one we are now obliged to acknowledge as the real world.

This is how America has been run for a long time. We accepted the fact that a hedge fund manager could take home $500 million a year in bonus money as his due, until the economy blew up and we discovered he didn’t earn this money, he “extracted” it from one of his client’s pension plans. We still thank the military for their service, without ever asking about the ugly side of this “service” and what it is doing to others in far off countries. We give 10% of our income to a televangelist without ever questioning why he lives in several mansions and owns a fleet of private jets for him and his family. We don’t care that of all the possible talented people who could have been chosen to replace Tim Russert, NBC chose an untalented, untested son merely because he could carry on the brand name.
We don’t care yet, but we will someday. Reality can’t be held in abeyance forever, and it seems to be filtering into the public consciousness in larger and larger doses. The challenge for America will be managing the dangerous emotions that can arise when the real situation is revealed and understood.


Numerian December 6, 2009 - 1:55pm

I would suggest that most celebrities are. Look, what do you expect from a guys who is obsessed with golf?

creativelcro December 6, 2009 - 2:42pm

Skilled risk mangers of corporations and wealthy clients have in place prearranged escape plans. These escape plans may be pre-contracted pick up locations using helicopter landing pads at a certain times if a natural or civil unrest erupts. In addition to escape transportation, the many homes scattered around the globe offer many places to flee to. There are pre-set contracts with Mercenary gunners like Blackwater to arrive fully contained and ready to kill for you, hopefully the net is up to insure payment, or the client may be forced to part with some goods of value for payment.

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Peter C December 6, 2009 - 3:50pm

I took a PR related course on crisis management, and several of the readings were fro Eric Dezenhall, who is well-known and accomplished in the field of handling this sort of thing. I happened to be listening to NPR the other day, and recognized his name as one of the guests and was curious what he had to say. His recommendation was quite contrary to yours -- the public apology interview or press conference would only add sordid details to fuel the fire. Detailed confessions, in cases like this, don't make it better.

Inevitably, Tiger would have to answer "How many women? Where did you meet? Why did you do this? Where did you go? How did you keep it a secret?" and it would go on and on providing more leads, more interest, and ultimately more news cycles. That would satisfy voyeuristic public curiosity masked behind a false indignation that we are somehow "owed" the details of his private life... but that's about it.

Tiger has become a billionaire hitting a tiny white ball into hole in the grass. That's it. That's what he does. He just so happens to be one of the all time greats at it. I would much rather people realized that than indulged in building him up only to tear him down. (There's a relevant and insightful South Park episode focused on Britney Spears where the town has to build up an idol (Britney) so that they can tear her down to sacrifice her to the gods to ensure that their crops grow... it was spot on.)

I agree with your other points about nepotism and undue idolization, but I think the best thing for Tiger and for American society would be for him to say "Look, I made mistakes as a husband that are between my wife and I. Otherwise, I hit tiny white balls into holes in the grass exceptionally well. If that interests you, come what me play golf." Period. End of statement. People need to see what these people do and don't do, and judge for themselves. That's all.

BuddhaSixFour December 6, 2009 - 3:58pm

If he keeps silent he is subject to the media scrounging around for more and more details on his affairs. While they can be completely lazy and irresponsible when it comes to detecting going to war on lies, they are relentless on sex scandals that sell copy. His agent can let them define the story, or take charge with Tiger Woods' version of the story. This becomes very important if his wife files for divorce because a nasty divorce will have two sides to the same story, and the press will want her to be the victim (she is already defined that way anyhow).

If the wife doesn't want a divorce, and if there are no more juicy tales to tell beyond what has come out, your scenario would work. The story would fade away. I'll guess we'll have to see how busy he has been to find out whether this is the case.

There is another aspect to consider, which is how he performs on the golf circuit once he returns. He has already exited his own tournament this month. Will he regain his composure and his following? Or will his game suffer? He still has to go through that trial, but if he is the same athlete as in the past, he has a chance that this other story will be forgotten in a few years.

Numerian December 6, 2009 - 4:57pm

...how one gets from the success of a guy who's probably the best ever at his game to nepotism. The issue isn't that brands exist - it's that brands are treated uncritically and that all too frequently in the final analysis the brand is all there is. Me, I think that's far more a function of the buyers than the sellers.

Similarly, awful lot of mentions of "we" in that second last graf but they in the main do not address the damning fact that "we" generally do not do the hard day to day work of continual oversight and incremental change. Leads ultimately to self-inflicted disempowerment and all sorts of romantic talk about armed revolution. I've seen the remnants of one full bore one and studied a number more - I want nothing at all to do with them and I dare say neither should any thinking person.

“You wanna see revolutionary change? Pick up a shovel or whatever the applicable analogue is for the situation. Rifles, they lead short-term to revolutionary spectacle and long-term to re-ordering of the same interests, not infrequently among exactly the same players." ~ not-Richard Haass

JustPlainDave December 6, 2009 - 8:22pm

My connection to Tiger Woods and nepotism is through the practice of personal branding, which has become corrupt. The marketing of a product, an established practice in the modern economy since the late 19th century, is a difficult enough task. The branding of a person is much harder since you cannot control the product quality or the variables that go into defining the product.

Personal branding is prone to corruption. The person being branded is forced often to keep on a mask that represents the product ideal, so that quality does not appear to be compromised. When that person dies, the brand developers are often tempted to pass it on to the next generation. In some businesses, like politics, the cost of entry is so high that it is very tempting merely to slate a son or daughter for an election because that person has name recognition and can avoid the huge investment necessary to establish it. If you don't have name recognition, you have to create it, which can lead to an Obama-like attempt to be all things to all people.

Tiger Woods is not personally involved in nepotism - his kids are too young - but he is involved in a branding system that features nepotism as one of its corruptions. The system imposes a false ideal on the branded party, and he is a willing victim of this. In the political realm, the concept of marketing a candidate as the product, rather than the candidate's ideas, leads to a John McCain becoming a senator, or Sarah Palin a president.

This area of personal branding may be one of the "revelations" that allows people to open their ideas about how they are manipulated. It may be the case that the average person learns to react with disgust to the marketing of a Beau Biden for a senate seat just because his father is famous. I suspect one of the things going on this Christmas season is a sea-change in attitudes toward gift buying for the holidays. Out of economic necessity, people are forced to be highly selective as to what they buy for others, which leads to questioning the entire consumerist society we have built and the marketing that goes with it. Maybe we will learn that a celebrity endorsement is as useless as any other copy that a marketing ad man may put on a product.

How does this lead to armed revolution? In this area, I fear we may be surprised at the celerity with which a heavily armed populace in the first place finds ways to use their arms if they are angry and frustrated enough. It will of course be a minority of people who do this, and the media will be touting domestic terrorism and a general lawlessness as the problem, but the underlying enmity at the wealthy will be unmistakable at some point.

Not for nothing are employees of Goldman Sachs - people who are trained to think ahead - beginning to arm themselves for protection.

Numerian December 7, 2009 - 12:24am

...that the corruption is something more generated by the consumer than your depiction of it presumes. For me, the notion that these personal brands don't live up to their supposed content is in large part because they couldn't possibly do so. People want to believe so much that they project a massive amount into these personal brands - a guy who's just about excellence in whacking a little white ball around the landscape ends up being so much more, family guy, nice guy, safe black man, on and on.

In terms of the linkage to nepotism, I see the personal brand as a potential tool in the service of nepotism, nothing more. For me there's little about the personal brand that leads necessarily there, though it can be an effective means of operationalizing the strategy. Most personal brands are, to my eyes at least, far too personal to be vehicles for nepotism that are anywhere like as effective as more traditional behind the scenes ones. Subsidiary brands need to be created over a period of years, with their own independence and even then they tend to be pale imitations. (Not unrelatedly I spent a fair amount of time in and out of Syria during the development cycle of the Bashir brand - not a terribly successful process I have to say.) I'm way, way more concerned about traditional nepotism than the highly exotic personal brand form of it - already seeing terrible hiring practices around the offspring of boomers and traditional labour is pretty much entirely complicit; they're not going to much like what they're going to reap, but that's a post for another day, if ever.

As to the increasingly common notion of armed revolution, me I tend to think that the specific form of it that I see expressed here is elite silliness. That armed populace selected as the agent of change buys into the system far more completely than anyone here. There are certainly people who are lightning rods for their discontent, but the system itself that they buy into big time.

More directly to the point, this isn't something to be wished for, even vaguely by projecting actions onto vaguely defined "others". Revolutions are butchery brought home - everything that folks around here project onto the so-called imperial project, in living colour in their town, on their street.

Revolution in the modern American context wouldn't be an act of creative destruction out of which new social compacts would spring - it would be the final act of establishment entrenchment in different guise. When it comes to implements like this, y'all'd be in way, way over your heads. The other side (to the extent that there really is one) is far more capable in this domain. Fortunately there are myriad other avenues for change other than the easy romantic notion of revolution. Overriding question to my mind is whether folks are up for the long quotidian grind of those approaches - rather a lot more work than the alternatives put forward thus far.

“As tools go, the blade of the shovel is far more effective than the blade of the bayonet. And far less apt to be turned against he/she who wields it." ~ not-Richard Haass

JustPlainDave December 7, 2009 - 9:33am

I think a great deal of money and effort is put into selling these personal brands and controlling the message. It doesn't seem to me that the consumer is more to blame for projecting some image on to the actor or athlete, when the entirety of the effort is made by the seller of the image. The techniques used are not too different from what Madison Ave. uses for a corporate product, and I don't think we can say that the American consumer is somehow more to blame for believing in a particular detergent than the company that sells it.

As to nepotism, yes indeed you are correct that it is an off-shoot of the branding exercise. In fact it exists in its own right as a problem, increasingly in the political realm, and I suppose you could argue equally that branding is just one of the tools it uses.

As to armed revolution, it doesn't seem likely we are going to see violent protests in the street by homeless people, though it can't be ruled out. But we can expect more violence, some of it directed at the wealthy and privileged. A lot of it may come from those already armed on the Teabag side of the spectrum, and it may also be aimed at supposed liberals, who one presumes would be terribly out-gunned in such attacks. We are already inured to a considerable amount of gun violence in this country - does anybody remember last month's mass killings? Attacks on the wealthy or liberals will get some initial notice, but the media and the public can get saturated with these stories so quickly that they won't care.

I'm wondering though if the bigger problem lies in the area of municipal finance, and the potential bankruptcy of many local governments. Where will the money come from to pay for the police? Here is where the potential for a rise in general lawlessness and vigilante violence could take place. This has more potential to occur than an armed rebellion. In fact, you wouldn't need the rebellion part, because dissolution of local government would leave open an opportunity for certain political forces to enter the breach under the guise of protecting the public.

Numerian December 7, 2009 - 10:05am

...equal revolution. Violence can be an implement of revolution, a symptom that the situation is ripe for one or even a pressure relief valve serving to stave one off. Revolutions develop, are organized and are led to ends - none of that do I currently see in the United States.

Frankly, more than anything I see a populace that is unable or unwilling to fully grasp the scale and the nature of systemic change that is happening around it. Obama looks like Bush in large part because the latitude of action the United States has imposed on itself is so limited, in turn in large part because of the scale of events and the tyranny of what a large part of the electorate will accept once debate is joined. More and more I see people disempowering themselves by calling for the grand gesture, the sweeping change to be emplaced on their behalf, that will somehow make things better without actually acknowledging the current change and associated period of unsettledness. Oddly what folks seem to want most is a revolution back to the norm and the world just isn't going to work that way.

“You can either seek to surf the wave of change or build dykes to contain it, and y'all ain't Dutchmen." ~ not-Richard Haass

JustPlainDave December 7, 2009 - 10:54am

'old' norm people are looking for, I think the population is pissed because our leaders want the 'old' norm back. I think the job summit comment of we have limited resources said it all.

Tina December 7, 2009 - 10:59am

Violence doesn't equal a revolution that can accomplish real change. My rather obscure reference in the piece to the 1848 revolutions in Europe was meant to reflect this. The old regimes, especially in France, came back stronger than before, but the violence scared the ruling classes so much that absolute monarchy was abandoned in favor of constitutional monarchy. By the end of the century only Russia was holding on to absolutism, with disastrous consequences for the ruling family.

Now this sentence does get to the core of the problem in the US.

Frankly, more than anything I see a populace that is unable or unwilling to fully grasp the scale and the nature of systemic change that is happening around it.

Revolution is not about to spring from an apathetic and clueless population. Rather, you may get sporadic and growing violence in reaction to the systemic change, more than likely localized violence against persons rather than against institutions or the government. This is especially true in communities where policing breaks down or becomes corrupt.

It also seems true, in relation to your last sentence, that people want the 1990s status quo, which in many respects is what Obama is offering - Clinton without the sex scandals. It will get really interesting when people realize that those days are gone for good. Budget surpluses aren't coming back anytime soon. The government really does have borrowing constraints at some point, imposed by the global bond market (notice we are heading up to 5% yield on the long bond this month). Personal frugality will be the New Norm, to use the Pimco phrase. This will be a real point of fragility for the social order. Interestingly, at some point this will lead to outright criticism of the military and the empire, as Ron Paul calls it. I think of all the candidates in last year's primaries, including the winner Obama, Ron Paul will turn out to have the most influence. I'll bet the Fed is seriously worried about him now.

Numerian December 7, 2009 - 1:12pm

Setting aside the Nike talk (funny thread :) the interesting thing is how revolutionary vanguards like the 1848 scene spread thru Freemason lodges and all that stuff. With the Jacobins you had a pretty slick lineup wherein first the aristocracy got assaulted, then the revolution 'turned on itself' and more authoritarian outcomes eventually resulted.

If it came to something resembling disorder and quasi-armed revolt (it already saturates a lot of imagery like TV shows Jericho and Sons of Anarchy portray) then it's true the vacuum would attract neo-authoritarian bands into existence. Any 'pure' (so to speak) armed revolution would be riddled with backdoors placed by the elite & the rich.

I have seen such informant/provocateur operations at a small scale used to discredit & disrupt radicals so one could only expect similar playbooks and a heavy role for private contractors and the like.

Shorter: Jacobinist vanguards get Pwned or turned to establishment advantage. (and you could certainly argue that historically Jacobins were vanguards for Illuminati-style authoritarians in Europe :)

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HongPong December 7, 2009 - 3:42pm

He will certainly have the most influence in the years to come, though he will not be credited. Those who laughed at his growing support day by day will never concede their face. The majority of this tea party movement, regardless of the sheer lunacy and stupidity of a vast majority of its proponents, was crafted by sentiment fostered by Ron Paul. Honestly, when did anyone seriously discuss the FED and the country's monetary policy like this at such a large scale?

With all of the ridicule people like myself received for supporting Dr. Paul in last years election, I can only hope that people start to realize what they have been sold with President Obama. Aw hell, I might even break out the old RP 2008 campaign stickers and throw one on my car this week. I sure as hell have given up on our current president ever doing anything substantive.

jendrzje December 8, 2009 - 3:13am

hasn't retired yet, she's only announced her retirement.

Ian Welsh December 6, 2009 - 5:35pm

Here's the problem with the "defining the story" argument: What if Tiger doesn't have a story? This is what lawyers call "bad facts." The assumption of "getting your message out" or "hitting back" assumes you've got a message or something to hit back with. What if a lot of what's being alleged is true? Specificity is not Tiger's friend.

Another issue is whether Tiger would be good in an interview, especially with his face all banged up. If you've got a Bill Clinton, of course you'd put him on Larry King and let him do his thing, but Tiger's a golfer not a seasoned media counterpuncher.

If Tiger can win some tournaments this whole mess recedes.

EdwardLeffler December 6, 2009 - 8:59pm

He hasn't even shown his face to the police since the accident. Fortunately for him the hospitals are honoring their confidentiality pledge by keeping any photos of him private, though in the course of treatment of facial abrasions it would be odd for a hospital to take photos in the first place. It would be a private cell phone photo taken of a celebrity by someone on the staff that would be more his worry.

And yes, he may be afraid of the interview process, which is a minefield of traps sometimes not too different from being interrogated on a witness stand.

His most recent statement on his website, which has left nothing but open questions, seems the work of a committee and not that of a single trained legal mind. It's as if his agent is having difficulty getting his client to agree to anything reasonable that would quell public questions and take command of the story.

Numerian December 7, 2009 - 12:31am

I must be out of touch(thank god!), last I heard it was four and a 3 iron. I think the Tiger story is like Palin, I really don't give a shit lol

Tina December 7, 2009 - 4:50am

At least nine have come forward, but you have to account for gate crashers. Still, a number of these women have convincing evidence on their side. If we do get up to 25 women, the club used by his wife will have been upgraded by then to a driver. Jasper Parvenik, the golf pro who introduced Tiger Woods to the family nanny, a Swedish model whom Woods eventually married, now says he wishes she had used a driver on him rather than an iron.

When it was a 2 iron being rumored, the joke going around was that now there were two people on the professional tour who actually knew how to play this club - Tiger and his wife.

Numerian December 7, 2009 - 9:46am

I wonder when the movie will come out and pictures of all the love children :D

Tina December 7, 2009 - 10:21am

I would take the 5 million she's already received, pack my bags, take the kids and move back to Sweden. And I would tell Tiger to stick his money up his arse and fuck his empire and fuck golf!

But that's not going to happen because currently he's negotiating the price of her loyalty.

If she decides to stay another two years when she will be eligible to collect her "good wife" price, I hope that, while she's acting to keep up the pretense, she finds herself a good lover or two who treat her well and cater to all her sexual fantasies and desires.

She kept her end of the bargain in this marriage by containing her sexuality. Now it's her turn to play the field.


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 7, 2009 - 6:42pm

Wow! You go Elin!


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 7, 2009 - 7:05pm

Porn star Joslyn James brings the number of women linked to Tiger Woods to 11

Fox Entertainment Blog, December 8

Tiger Woods' list of possible paramours grew to eleven Tuesday with the addition of a second porn star.

Lurid details at the link.


They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.

Raja December 8, 2009 - 8:26pm


"We're all of us children in a vast kindergarten trying to spell God's name with the wrong alphabet blocks." ~ Edwin Arlington Robinson

Celsius 233 December 7, 2009 - 10:14am

"Overriding question to my mind is whether folks are up for the long quotidian grind of those approaches." -JustPlainDave

in my mind - no. I see the support of Obama as an example of people choosing lullabies instead of something of more substance (opera-symphony-protest song depending on your preference).

Woods and Obama have similar cults of personality, although Woods has shown years of hitting a little white ball better than most in the world.

What will happen when folks see that the suit is empty, or at least far less substantial than the hype?

snoeleopard December 7, 2009 - 11:55am

do Tiger woods and baby seals have in common?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5Xeu3BEQk

they both were clubbed by Norwegians!!

tavi December 7, 2009 - 12:28pm

This man is TIGER WOODS. He is the world's greatest golfer and quite possibly the greatest in the history of the game. Everyone around him tells him that and everything he reads or hears in the media repeats it. The vast amounts of money he makes and the enormous crowds and attention he receives everywhere confirm his greatness.

He must think of himself as exempt from normal human behavioral constraints - short of crime (though O.J. didn't even stop there). He is young, he is invincible, he is entitled to earthly rewards befitting a pharaoh.

His ego is being massaged in ways few humans can imagine. Then there are the women who flock around him - professionals at seeking out star athletes for a chance at bedding them. These women are gorgeous and skilled at allurement. Does Tiger stand a chance?

The interesting thing about him - the great contradiction - is that on the golf course, and at the core of his athletic success - is the will and determination to focus on the supreme goal of defeating a field of 70 other professionals in a tournament. He is superbly and uniquely skilled at this. He has the talent to focus as well on living out the image of a devoted husband and family man that his personal brand projects, and which is the source of his fortune. But in this area, he abandons his self-discipline. He in fact behaves recklessly, almost as a way of proving that his greatness extends even to bad behavior and exempts him from consequences.

In this he is wrong. Besides dealing with his wife leaving him, imminent divorce, a loss of prestige and income as corporations think twice about hiring him, there is this psychological blow to his ego. It might be the worst of his problems.

Numerian December 8, 2009 - 8:12am

TMZ - Tiger Woods was admitted to Health Central Hospital the day after Thanksgiving as an overdose.

Sources connected with the hospital tell TMZ the admissions chart lists "OD" and that he was having trouble breathing.

We're told the fifth floor of the hospital was put on lockdown when Tiger arrived. Tiger was admitted under an alias -- William Smith.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/08/tiger-woods-hospital-overdose/#ixzz0Z6C5SiR1

graham December 8, 2009 - 8:16am

him on this. After spending many many years on both of those drugs it is an easy accident. I used to have to write down the time when I took either of those drugs or tell my daughter because it is very easy to forget exactly when you took them. The ambien on top of the vicodin makes it very easy to lose track of time, especially when one is working overnights. Night and day were sometimes hard to distinguish, especially in the short winter days.

Tina December 8, 2009 - 8:29am

were out of control to compensate for the extreme discipline.

A salutatory lesson of the need for balance and moderation.

The pressure keg exploded, hopefully he has the help he needs to find a middle way to cope and re-centre.

graham December 8, 2009 - 8:37am

A woman was transported to a hospital from Tiger Woods' Florida home after firefighters responded to a medical call early Tuesday, NBC News reported.

According to Orlando-based WESH, the adult female was taken from the $2.6 million mansion "on advanced life support" after firefighters received a call at 2:36 a.m.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34323757/ns/sports-golf/

graham December 8, 2009 - 8:46am

saying she has been released

Tina December 8, 2009 - 9:02am

Are those two options completely separate from each other? Why couldn't both be factors?

kovacs December 8, 2009 - 2:37pm

Elin iz ze BIG BITCH, jaaa, ze bayby machine, waz she sink she iz, anyvey? Human or somesink like zat? Poor Tiger – he have sooo big cock, jaaa. N all ze mullah he haz. Ayayayayay! Hee reelly iz Saint Tiger of ze Big Cock. Hehehe, I haz idea. Howbout apoll. I haz zree qwestionz.
Whaddayasink Saint Tiger of ze Big Cock likuh bezt?
1. Ze Blowjobbe
2. Ze Analee
3. Cunnilinguz
I zink 1 enz 2 iz a tozzup, jaa. Hehehe


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 8, 2009 - 9:14pm


latest cover of Golf Digest.

graham December 8, 2009 - 9:10am

I'm with yogi one on this. Why is anybody surprised by Tiger's fall from grace? Why do we care about what he does with his privates in the first place?

OK, there's his family. But he had a reputation as a skirt chaser even in the 90s and he married Elin in 2003. So then the question becomes: why do we force a guy like Tiger through the funnel of staunch monogamy when he's known for golf? Why do we expect our celebrities to be inhumanly perfect?

Would Elin have married him if he hadn't been, you know, TIGER WOODS? What if he had been a janitor with a killer golf swing? Or, god forbid, a nanny like her(if there is such a thing as a male nanny in the first place)?

What of all his mistresses? They knew he was a married man. Chances are that in many of these cases he wouldn't have been able to so much as buy them a drink without his status and money.

As for his personal branding, it may be that he ends up substantially richer than he would have been otherwise even with the various payoffs he will make. How many successful personal brands don't implode at some point? It works until the contradictions become too strong and then it doesn't.

kovacs December 8, 2009 - 3:08pm

People paid hundreds of millions of dollars for products with his image associated with them. When what he does in his private life contradicts radically this image, the public not surprisingly is a little put out. Also, in response to your opening question, I think most people are very surprised by his behavior. It seems so out of character to who people think he is.

Numerian December 8, 2009 - 9:01pm

Perhaps I didn't frame it well enough, but this is one of the things I was getting at: why does our culture require a golfer to jump through this sort of hoop? There's a good chance that he would have elected NOT to marry had this been a reasonable option for him, in the process saving his wife and future children from quite a bit of grief.

I didn't care what Bill Clinton's private life was like and I don't care what Tiger Woods' private life is like. While I understand the reasons you give it's still baffling to me that so many people do care. He's a guy who hits a ball well, and the rest is media spectacle.

kovacs December 8, 2009 - 9:24pm

of the hypocrisy.

He had his entire entourage of men helping him keep his multiple liaisons secret from his wife. I bet those men must have had a few good laughs at her expense.

And nobody talks about his kids. What an asshole of a father they have.

Tiger Woods has zero values. If he doesn't win another game of golf, I'll be very happy.


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 8, 2009 - 9:34pm

The fact remains that if there weren't such a stigma attached to the unmarried and childless then this situation likely would not have occurred in the first place.

I'm on Elin's side here, but at the same time she could have picked a partner who was less likely to cheat. She didn't.

I don't look to golf for values.

kovacs December 9, 2009 - 12:55pm

hmmm focus, no wonder the ladies like him :D ~ me

Gatorade drops Tiger Focus drink – a decision made last month thatcould be a harbinger of problems ahead. Sponsors will want Woods to saysomething soon to blunt rampant media speculation.

By Mark Sappenfield | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor

from the December 8, 2009 edition

The froth of rumor and innuendo that has swallowed Tiger Woods's public identity could be nearing proportions that force his sponsors to reevaluate his value to them.

Gatorade will drop Tiger Focus, its drink linked with Woods, it announced Tuesday. But the decision was made before allegations of infidelity surfaced last month, and an industry publication reported the move before Woods's now-infamous car crash.

Still, it raises the specter of what Woods might face. With little prospect of the media's appetite for the story fading, pressure is building on Woods to offer a fuller accounting of his failures to blunt the salacious allegations now appearing almost hourly.

"What sponsors don't want to happen is what is happening now," says William Chipps of the IEG Sponsorship Report, a biweekly publication that provides analysis for sponsors. "He's letting the story spiral out of control. That's a roller coaster that his sponsors don't want to go on."

more

Tina December 9, 2009 - 3:56am

TMZ - Tiger Woods has officially been declared unfit for Congress -- a California lawmaker is abandoning his plan to give Woods the highest Congressional award for a civilian in the wake of Tiger's scandal.

Earlier today, Representative Joe Baca (D-Calif) released a statement saying, "In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session."

Baca had previously submitted a bill to give Woods the award in recognition of his "service to the Nation in promoting excellence and good sportsmanship, and in breaking barriers with grace and dignity by showing that golf is a sport for all people."

For the record, the bill had no co-sponsor ... even before the Tiger drama began.

quiet Bill December 9, 2009 - 3:35pm

I was talking this week to a friend of mine who works in professional athletics. I don't know whom he talks to in the sports world, but he had some interesting insights and/or facts regarding Tiger Woods.

1) Mark Steinberg, his agent, must have known about Tiger's infidelities. In fact, a whole lot of his retinue on his payroll had to know, and their job was to cover it up, which means paying millions of dollars to these women as hush money. This is why we never heard of these problems. I read yesterday an analysis from someone else in the sports world who said the same thing, and said all these people need to be fired. They were enabling Tiger's behavior because their own livelihood was at stake. Tiger Woods will never recover personally from his problems if these people stay around.

2) By the time you are found by the police unconscious and drunk at the scene of a car accident, you already have a serious drinking and/or drug problem. The stories of Tiger having Ambien and pain killers in his system, and being admitted to the hospital as an O/D patient, ring true. The odds are high that he has a drinking and prescription medicine problem. Regarding pain killers, he had to be on them when he played through the British Open last year with a broken foot (and won that tournament), and often a sports injury like that is the beginning of an addiction.

3) The death of Tiger's father Earl may have removed the last remaining restraining influence on his out-of-control behavior.

4) It is not clear that an athlete with these problems can recover his game. Often with addicts in professional sports, their game is the last thing holding them together and they can still perform very well, but when the bad behavior erupts to the point it interrupts their game, their athletic performance collapses too. Tiger may be on leave from the game for a long time. In addition, he has such emotional intensity and concentration to his playing that a collapse in his personal life will destroy his professional ability to perform. This story, in other words, may be of a monumental collapse of a golfer and his game, not just of an athlete's personal problems.

5) Tiger's problems are rather common in professional sports, especially hanging around nightclubs drinking with professional escorts by athletes who are married. What is uncommon is a star player who has invested so much of his public image in a completely false story about himself. Michael Jordan never went down this route, even in his "Be Like Mike" ad campaigns. He was never projected as a perfect human specimen, and when he divorced Juanita no one was terribly surprised that he had another woman in his life. Roger Federer is able to keep some balance in his life as well. The trick with these men is they did not keep their family life off limits to the press completely. Tiger did for reasons of security, but it turned out he really did it to hide his behavior from his wife and the public.

Numerian December 12, 2009 - 9:42am

Contrary to what some have claimed about Elin, that she was just a celebrity seeking blonde who shoud have known better, Elin was anything but...

.....she seemed to prefer her famous husband Tiger Woods' shadow to the public eye.

But this week's tabloid headlines and allegations linking Tiger Woods to other women thrust Nordegren into the spotlight she shunned.

"Tiger Woods is the visible part of this relationship. She's behind the scenes on greens," Jason Sobel, who covers golf for ESPN.com, said, adding that she has done no interviews since marrying Woods in 2004.

....."Elin comes from an educated family," Sobel said. "Her father is a journalist in D.C., her mother is a politician in Sweden. They divorced many years ago."

The former swimsuit model never wanted a flashy celebrity life, according to a photographer who worked with Nordegren during her brief modeling career. Instead, she left the fashion world to study child psychology.

But then a chance encounter led to a job as an au pair to a Swedish golfer, Jesper Parnevik. In 2001, Parnevik introduced her to Woods.

Nordegren reportedly said "no" when Woods first asked her out.

Photographer Bingo Rimer told Sports Illustrated in 2004 that "she didn't want to be just a celebrity girlfriend. ... She didn't want to be seen just as a decoration on Tiger's arm."

But Tiger continued to pursue her, reportedly paging her six times a day. Once he won Nordegren over, he proposed to her on an African safari. The two married Oct. 5, 2004, in a lavish, star-studded $2 million wedding in Barbados.

"I have found a life partner, a best friend," Woods told "60 Minutes" in 2006. "You know, Elin's been incredible for me. She's brought joy and balance in my life. We love doing the same things. You think I'm competitive? She's way more competitive than me."

Parnevik's wife, Mia, who helped introduce the couple and is reportedly still a good friend of Elin's, told Sports Illustrated in 2004 that although people might believe this was a Cinderella story for Elin, it was actually the other way around.

"But Tiger is the one who got the catch," Mia told the magazine. "He's lucky he found Elin." Source


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 12, 2009 - 10:30am

She may have been his last chance at balance in his life, but he blew it. It is hard to imagine what sort of pain she is experiencing in this situation, some of which she is sharing with him in dealing with whatever demons he has, and a good part of which must revolve around the two children. Exactly how they extract themselves from this situation, assuming they want to stay together, depends on so many factors, starting with Tiger's ability to alter his behavior, and extending to destroying the infrastructure he has built around himself.

Numerian December 12, 2009 - 12:38pm

No wonder Elin bought herself a house on a small island near Stockholm. It will allow her to escape from the celebrity culture she despises and from Tiger. I just can't see him living on a small cold island with no place to practice golf.

They will try to keep their marriage afloat for the sake of the children, but at the end of the day, their children may be better off with their parents living apart.

The man Tiger Woods is incompatible with marriage since he has proved himself to be the biggest whore on the planet.


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 12, 2009 - 4:24pm

Listen, what do I care? I'm no golfer (unless you count a couple of martini induced late night rounds of mini-golf - but that's another story.) Actually, I think golf may possibly be the single most boring game in the world, exceeded only by having the basic zen of the concept explained in excruciating detail by an aficionado (also another story). Do I watch golf on TV? Yeah, like if I fell asleep with the TV on, maybe. And if I was accidentally watching golf, I most definitely would fall asleep with my TV on. Anyhooo....

This is why I've watched, with utmost detachment, the rabid unraveling of the career of Tiger Woods. I've not willingly been keeping track. The details are shoved down my throat by every TV and radio channel. Apparently the guy has a wandering eye and a velcro fly. Uhm, like duh. For some reason I should care about this? Why? Because he plays golf very well? Because he pimps for Nike and Gatorade? Oh puh-leeze. No, apparently I should care because these alleged sexcapades are a terrible affront to his pretty blonde wife etc. And exactly who the hell did he think he was, pretending to be nice and good all this time, when all the children know that he wasn't being nice and good at all, and that make us vewy, vewy cross.

How did we get here? How is it ok to do a public, reckless search into the private emotional lives of these strangers? The guy plays golf so that means he owes us his soul? Uh huh? Maybe his wife is perfectly ok with his dalliances. Maybe she arranges them. Maybe their whole "upscale neighborhood" has weekly block key parties involving copious amounts of whip cream, booze, drugs and pole dancing featuring Hugh Hefner's bevies of nekkid sex starved buxom gals and xxxxxxrated performances by Adam Lambert; with each evening culminating in neighbors taking turns driving into fire hydrants. I don't know. Anyway, I STILL wouldn't care because it's absolutely, supremely none o' my damned business.

Apparently, I'm alone in this view. The ragged citoyens have snatched up their knitting and gathered around the TV to watch the media endorsed execution of yet another uppity dusky skinned guy who, sports ability notwithstanding, has had the nerve to a) get rich and b) marry a pretty white girl. Click, click, click go the knitting needles. Watch him thrash. Click, click. Watch him struggle. Click, click. His mother in law's had some kind of attack. Will she live? Click. Click. Good, the family's devastated. Busturd deserves it. Click. Click. Oh, my lord, there's Gloria Allred; this must REALLY be getting serious. Click. Click.

Now, suddenly the party's over. Bummer. Tiger Wood's opted out. This is very different than the usual celebrity take-down where success just means some other actor steps into the role. Woods is the world's top golfer. There is no stand-in waiting in the wings. Suddenly the talking heads are looking worried. Up 'til now it was all salacious fun and games. Now it's real. Now very big bucks are involved. The PGA tour? Woods IS the PGA tour. Stick a fork in it now. TV coverage? Pourquoi? Like, you were thinking maybe there'd be an audience? Woods is quitting? Omigawd, we ate the whole thing! Double bummer. Nope, sportscasters are going to have to turn in those hideous blue jackets and hope to find some other popular sports event that requires whispered narration. We're talking significant broad cost impact here all around, from endorsed product sales to TV advertising to pro golf events to golf course development to charity fund raising to well, ok, to spending money for cocktail waitresses. It's all money and it will now all be going somewhere else.

So let me understand. The guy's a grade A cad and he ran his car into his neighbor's tree? Oh, I see. Yeah, that's certainly reason enough to dismantle his career and his family relationships. Well, if you're fundamentally weird it is, meaning you either reliably speak in tongues every Sunday or you watch far too many "Leave it to Beaver" episodes, certain that they're reality TV.

Let's chalk up another success for the vicious American "family values" gang. Another head hits the basket. Click. Click. Click.

Next?


""If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Chickadee December 13, 2009 - 3:46pm

Everybody's knickers are knotted over Wood's musical beds routine, but nobody worries about Nike's family values. This 2005 article notes the outstanding improvements in Nike's Chinese sweat shops (although the reporter was only allowed to visit one.

Nike's contract work force, meanwhile, has grown to 653,000 in more than 50 countries. One of those workers, Lu Ling, a 26-year-old Golden Prene stitching operator, left her distant rural village eight years ago. She works a standard 60-hour six-day week.

As the eldest child, the middle-school dropout sends money home from her $145 monthly earnings so that her siblings can attend school. Hunched over a sewing machine, she races to exceed hourly production targets so her team can earn more. "Someday," Lu says, "I want to have my own bag factory."

Make's ya feel all warm and fuzzy, doesn't it? Boy, that awful Tiger Woods guy. The nerve of him, betraying a terrific corporate sponsor like Nike.


""If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Chickadee December 13, 2009 - 3:57pm

Reuters, December 14

Chicago - Nike Inc Chairman and co-founder Phil Knight said the scandal surrounding Tiger Woods is "part of the game" in signing endorsement deals with athletes and did not back away from the athletic shoe and clothing maker's relationship with the golfer.

Woods, 33, has admitted to "infidelity" in his marriage to his Swedish wife Elin Nordegren as allegations of multiple extra-marital affairs have rocked his life and career.

Knight told Street & Smith's SportsBusiness Journal [subscription req.] that Nike checked out Woods' background before signing its deal with the golfer and "he came out clean."

[...]

"I think he's been really great," Knight said in the interview published on Monday. "When his career is over, you'll look back on these indiscretions as a minor blip, but the media is making a big deal out of it right now."


They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.

Raja December 14, 2009 - 11:10am

Nike lacks any sense of moral decency. Global consulting firm Accenture has severed a six-year sponsorship deal with Woods. Luxury watchmaker TAG Heuer began taking down ads in Australia that features the 33-year old Mr. Woods. Gillette announced earlier it will no longer use Mr. Woods in its television and print campaigns. And we know that Gatorade has axed its Tiger-Focus drink. But, as Raja's post indicates, it's business as usual with Nike. It appears Nike has no concept of values of any kind.


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 15, 2009 - 12:00am

My point in mentioning Nike is that, however one views Nike's corporate ethics, they are not, at least, guilty of hypocrisy in their stand regarding Tiger Woods. The same can certainly not be said for other Woods sponsors now scrambling into unfamiliar territory on the high ground.

Lets take Accenture, for example. Perhaps you know them by their previous name, Anderson consulting, used until that rather nasty legal mess with the founder, Arthur Anderson, a few years back. An Accenture primary business relates to the secreting away of vast amounts of cash in offshore accounts for wealthy clients who don't like having the IRS as a partner. Accenture itself was head officed in the tax haven of Bermuda, but now prefers the favourable treatment they receive in Ireland. Incorporation in a tax haven or other favourable off-shore tax environment is more than a bit unusual for publicly-traded federal contractors. By the way, among its many enterprises, Accenture National Security Services is a subsidiary of Accenture that provides services directly to United States government in the national-security space. Its customers include the Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security, the Department of Justice. How did that old soldier's song go? "Praise God and pass the code for the secret offshore account"? Oh yeah, that's it.

The following excerpts are gleaned from their WIKI

Accenture has been criticized repeatedly by Lou Dobbs of CNN and others for moving many jobs outside the U.S., resulting in loss of work and employment for some U.S. citizens. This is because Accenture utilizes Global Delivery Centres in South Asia and Southeast Asia (such as Bengaluru (formerly Bangalore), Pune, Hyderabad, Chennai, New Delhi and Mumbai in India, and, Manila and Cebu in the Philippines) to reduce cost and increase profit margin in outsourcing deals with major U.S. companies. This enables Accenture to perform work (such as software development and call centre support) at a greatly reduced employee cost as compared to U.S. employees.

Oh, bloody hell on that, I say.

Loss of sensitive data

In September 2007, Accenture was implicated in a high-profile case of loss of sensitive data (sometimes referred to as a "data spill") on individual American citizens. Consulting companies Accenture and Compuware had been developing the Ohio Administrative Knowledge System (OAKS), an information system for the state of Ohio. The lost information was being used in the development of the system and was on a backup computer tape stolen on June 10, 2007..[16][17] The stolen tape contained the names and Social Security numbers of: every Ohio state employee; more than half a million people who were owed tax refunds by the state of Ohio; 602 Ohio Lottery winners who had not cashed their winnings; 84,000 welfare recipients; and tens of thousands of other individuals. It also contained taxpayer identification numbers for Medicaid providers and bank account information for school districts and local governments.[18] The tape also contained sensitive information related to the state of Connecticut, also an Accenture client, that was being used in Ohio to develop a similar state government information system

But let's move on.

TAG Hauer, as everybody knows, is the manufacturer of extremely expensive luxury Swiss wrist watches - make that, may my husband forgive me - ginormously overpriced Swiss wrist watches. Throughout much of their history they've most closely aligned their marketing with auto racing and aviation. The Tiger Woods deal was a significant departure for them.

According to their website, this is The first watch for golf professionals, developed and worn by Tiger Woods. It has been specially designed to meet golfers’ special requirements. Its high-tech materials and carefully studied ergonomic design means that the TAG Heuer professional golf watch will never bother a golfer during the swing.

A noteworthy aspect of this company is that they have many, many equally impressive trade competitors hustling equally impressive timepieces, not to mention threats from an army of knock off makers who've set up shop in the shady alleys of the internet. For one or other or both of these reasons, TAG Heurer is an extremely litigious company, defending its brand with truly awesome zeal.

Nothing wrong with that, of course, except that the majority owner of TAG Heurer, is actually the publically traded French company, LVMH. I bet most buyers of luxury goods believe they're buying something very special and unique when they purchase a Louis Vuitton handbag, a DeBeers diamond ring; Christian Dior Parfum, a bottle of Dom Perignon, a gown by Givenchy, or visit the Paris department store Samaritane or shop for Sephora cosmetics. These are just a few of the over 50 luxury brands owned and tightly controlled by LVMH, all notable to significant degree, by the intensity of their branding efforts, and each characterized by intense brand protection practices. After all, they know, as should any smart buyer, that there's really very little difference these days between a watch by the Swiss maker TAG Heurer and those of another Swiss manufacturer, Zenith. Never mind. Regardless of which product a consumer buys, he's still dealing with LVMH. The company owns both those watchmakers, as well as Hublot, Dior watches and pens, and the high fashion boutique Chaumet watch and fine jewellery line. (All this is, of course, very handy when determining products, prices and distribution, etc. However, the company can hardly be accused for price fixing. They own all these brands. It's only the consumer who's in the dark about what they're buying.)

Gilette's name is practically synonomous with sports in the USA, reflecting the clean cut image of the ideal American macho man. (Warren Buffet is/was the company's principal shareholder.) Snuggled down in his lazy-boy, kicking back cold ones while watching the football game, absorbing Gilette razor ads, consumers certainly aren't thinking about the company's Proctor and Gamble ownership, a vast "personal products" empire that includes Tide, Crest, Charmin bathroom tissue and Pampers disposable diapers together with Gilette's other well-known brands such as Duracell batteries and Braun kitchen gear. The high price of Gillette blades, relative to other similar products is not a concern in flashy ads that wax at length about triple blades and revolving heads and ultra clean shaves. After all, it appears to be an American product for the American man's man. Actually, none are actually manufactured in the USA. On a side note, their WIKI observes "In 2005 an injunction was brought by rival Wilkinson Sword which was granted by the Connecticut District Court who determined that Gillette's claims (about multiple blades, etc.) were both "unsubstantiated and inaccurate" and that the product demonstrations in Gillette's advertising were "greatly exaggerated" and "literally false." While advertising in the United States now had to be rewritten, the court's ruling does not apply in other countries."

Their WIKI also notes "Marketing experts have highlighted "the curse of Gillette", given the mishaps that happen to sports stars associated with the brand".

Finally, we have Gatorade. This is a product originally marketed by Quaker Oats, that obtained a 25 year head start on "sports drink: marketing by effectively using US patent laws to keep competitors at bay. This allowed them to catapult expensive flavored water into a financial empire by appealing to the sports crowd with lots and lots of iffy science that still relentlessly reports that Gatorade will keep you running longer and faster than equivalent amounts of, say tap water, Freshie and a pinch of salt - something scientific sounding about fiddling around with your "electrolytes". Regardless of this, I'm willing to bet that not an ounce of Gatorade has ever dampened the lips of a single Kenyan marathon winner. Since 2000, Gatorade has been owned by Pepsi, pursuant to their fiercely fought hostile takeover of Quaker Oats. This played a significant role in making Pepsi 53rd in the Deloitte list of the world's top 250 consumer products in 2008.

According to its WIKI, The original Gatorade contains water, sucrose (table sugar) and glucose-fructose syrups, citric acid, fish oil, sodium chloride (table salt), sodium citrate, monopotassium phosphate,and flavoring/coloring ingredients. Some Gatorade flavorings use brominated vegetable oil as a stabilizer. Gatorade Thirst Quencher meets the Food and Drug Administration’s definition of a "low sodium product." Gatorade is available in a variety of flavors, including the original Lemon-Lime, Grape, Orange, and Fruit punch.

As I said, Freshie with a pinch of salt. I don't know of any legitimate studies that suggest fish or vegetable oil can make you a better athlete.

Nevertheless, through a bit a chicanery, lots of face time in court, and a rigidly protected patent, even with competition from over 50 similar and much cheaper products now on the market, Gatorade is the official sports drink of the National Football League, Major League Baseball, National Basketball Association, Women's National Basketball Association, USA Basketball, National Hockey League, Association of Volleyball Professionals, US Soccer Federation, Major League Soccer, and many other pro and collegiate organizations, in large measure because the company provides free supplies of the drinks to the teams in all flavors available.

My point is that all of these mega-corps activities are firmly based on extensive, relentless branding initiatives supported by extremely aggressive legal protections. Of course, there is nothing essentially "wrong" with any of this. Any business tyro knows the cardinal rule - the business of business is to make money. Nothing more, nothing less. Lord knows, these global giants have this essential commandment emblazoned in the foundations of their deep fried corporate souls.

What IS at question is that any of these corporations care one scintilla about Tiger Woods indiscretions or his "family values" That they have chosen to break their contracts as an expression of their collective disapproval of his lifestyle is flat out absurd. Were there an ounce of honesty at any of these HQs, they'd simply say Tiger Woods has gone rogue. He may cost us money if Jesus freaks quit buying our expensive watches, our over-priced razoz blades or or our costly flavoured water, so we're axing our deals with him. They didn't drop their "sponsorships", they just dropped their expensive brand's neumonic device. That they are doing this so dishonestly is, in my opinion, by far the most important reflection on the business ethics of these global companies.


""If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?" - Will Rogers (1879-1935)

Chickadee December 16, 2009 - 8:34pm

Elin Nordegren has struck a marketing deal with Nike's archrival Puma.

Divorcing Tiger? You go, girl. Or, as another website put it: "Run Elin Run".


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena December 17, 2009 - 11:49pm

New York Times, By Frank Rich, December 19

As we say farewell to a dreadful year and decade, this much we can agree upon: The person of the year is not Ben Bernanke, no matter how insistently Time magazine tries to hype him into its pantheon. The Fed chairman was just as big a schnook as every other magical thinker in Washington and on Wall Street who believed that housing prices would go up in perpetuity to support an economy leveraged past the hilt. Unlike most of the others, it was Bernanke’s job to be ahead of the curve. Yet as recently as June of last year he could be found minimizing the possibility of a substantial economic downturn. And now we’re supposed to applaud him for putting his finger in the dike after disaster struck? This is defining American leadership down.

If there’s been a consistent narrative to this year and every other in this decade, it’s that most of us, Bernanke included, have been so easily bamboozled. The men who played us for suckers, whether at Citigroup or Fannie Mae, at the White House or Ted Haggard’s megachurch, are the real movers and shakers of this century’s history so far. That’s why the obvious person of the year is Tiger Woods. His sham beatific image, questioned by almost no one until it collapsed, is nothing if not the farcical reductio ad absurdum of the decade’s flimflams, from the cancerous (the subprime mortgage) to the inane (balloon boy).

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What’s striking instead is the exceptional, Enron-sized gap between this golfer’s public image as a paragon of businesslike discipline and focus and the maniacally reckless life we now know he led. What’s equally striking, if not shocking, is that the American establishment and news media — all of it, not just golf writers or celebrity tabloids — fell for the Woods myth as hard as any fan and actively helped sustain and enhance it.

People wanted to believe what they wanted to believe. Tiger’s off-the-links elusiveness was no more questioned than Enron’s impenetrable balance sheets, with their “special-purpose entities” named after “Star Wars” characters. Fortune magazine named Enron as America’s “most innovative company” six years in a row. In the January issue of Golf Digest, still on the stands, some of the best and most hardheaded writers in America offer “tips Obama can take from Tiger,” who is typically characterized as so without human frailties that he “never does anything that would make him look ridiculous.”


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They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.

Raja December 21, 2009 - 1:10am

Not mad at Tiger Woods over his affairs? Then read this
Bill Lindelof | Sacramento Bee

last updated: December 29, 2009 07:55:12 AM

SACRAMENTO — Two University of California, Davis, professors have pinned the loss to shareholders from Tiger Woods' marital infidelity at up to $12 billion.

The researchers said the new study speaks to the question of whether celebrity sponsorship has an impact on a firm's bottom line.

"Our analysis makes clear that while having a celebrity of Tiger Woods' stature as an endorser has undeniable upside, the downside risk is substantial, too," said Victor Stango, professor of economics.

Stango and fellow economics professor Christopher Knittel studied the stock market for 13 days after Woods crashed his car outside his Florida home on Nov. 27. Since then, several women have said they had romantic affairs with Woods.

Woods eventually confessed to infidelity and lost major sponsorships.

The UCD economists compared returns for Wood's sponsors to those of the total stock market and of each sponsor's closet competitor, a UC Davis news release states.

The study focused on nine sponsors: Accenture, American Express, AT&T, Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf (Electronic Arts), Gillette, Nike, Gatorade, TLC Laser Eye Centers and Golf Digest.

Shareholder value fell 2.3 percent -- or about $12 billion. The pattern of losses is unlikely to stem from ordinary variation of stock prices, the researchers stated in their study.

Investors in three sport's-related companies -- Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf, Gatorade and Nike -- fared the worst, experiencing a 4.3 percent loss, or about $6 billion.

Tina December 29, 2009 - 9:31am

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