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Tiger Woods Falls Into a TrapI wrote a few months ago about the remarkable performance of Tiger Woods during one of the PGA tournaments – the BMW Open – in which he played nearly perfect golf in order to tie the course record for an 18 hole round. He went on two days later to win that tournament, followed as he was hole by hole by about 20,000 people hoping to get close for just a moment to such sports splendor. I was able to watch him up close on the 18th green, and have never seen a professional golfer put on such a display of concentration and iron determination. There was barely any recognition of the existence of the crowd or other players – just the ball and the next shot were all that mattered. His body carried a strange combination of relaxed military stiffness, if you can imagine a man who never untensed his back except to pick up a ball, and who kept a mask over his face at all times. I thought to myself – “Nobody can be this devoid of emotion. I wonder what Tiger Woods is like when he lets his emotions run free?” Well now we know. He is what they call in the sports world a “playa” – a womanizer who has been cheating for years on his wife. Among golf professionals, he had this reputation before he married Swedish model Elin Nordegren, and some of them now say he occasionally bragged about his extra-marital affairs. Sports writers also heard these stories, but what is truly interesting is that you never heard anything about this. No titillating facts were printed in the sports pages, and gossip columnists never breathed a word of any of this. These are the very same people who are now arguing that Tiger Woods, being one of the biggest sports celebrities in the world as well as a billionaire, is not entitled to any privacy over this matter, despite his pleas to be left alone. These writers and broadcasters are also saying they must follow this story now because you, the public, are “demanding” the facts about the bizarre car accident on Thanksgiving that left Tiger Woods unconscious on the ground after his wife took a four iron to one of his SUV windows. Plus, there are now nine women who claim to have had an affair in the past few years with Tiger Woods, he’s left a record of salacious text messages with many of these women, and most of them talk familiarly about his home in Florida where he brought them for his trysts. How long his wife can hold on before filing for a divorce and a chunky claim on his fortune is anybody’s guess, but lawyers are certainly willing to speculate on what the pre-nuptial agreement says. As philanderers go, Tiger Woods is rather unimaginative. His text messages to various paramours are clichéd. If you want a truly poetic and creative approach to these things, read the emails South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford sent to his lover in Argentina. You remember this guy – supposedly lost while hiking on the Appalachian Trail, only to be found down in Buenos Aires with his hottie. When he was found out by the press, he finally fessed up to his sins and begged forgiveness – being a Republican this is a required ritual to put him right with his evangelical base, and he is still in office, by the way. Mark Sanford left us with this immortal line: "I spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina." This man is apparently oblivious to Broadway theatre and the hit song from Evita, which is what you get with these Republicans who don’t have any gay political base. Tiger Woods has also asked for forgiveness, but in a confused and cryptic message on his website that explains nothing and admits only to the general charge of personal failure. This just isn’t good enough these days when it comes to a celebrity confession. Here the public really is rather demanding – people want a lengthy television interview, an explanation that sorts out fact and fiction, and contrite tears if at all possible with expressions of how disappointed the celebrity is in himself and how badly he has hurt and let down those who love him. The timing for this fiasco could not have been worse for Tiger Woods, because the ideal Mother Confessor in situations like this – Oprah Winfrey – has retired. Maybe he’ll get lucky and she’ll agree to do a one-off interview on prime time just for him, but lacking that, he is stuck confessing to creepy Larry King - not the sort of guy to whom you wish to confess your sex sins. This is because Tiger Woods is too big a celebrity to appear on some lesser interview show with the likes of Maury Povich or Greta van Susteren. The job of arranging and negotiating the confessional scene falls to Tiger Woods’ long-time agent, Mark Steinberg, head of the Global Golf Division at the huge Hollywood talent agency IMG. Mark Steinberg is as interesting a character in this whole saga as is Tiger Woods. It would be fascinating to hear his candid opinion about this public relations disaster, but he’s a sports agent who generally stays in the background and out of the star’s limelight. Steinberg did give an interview last year about what it was like being a sports agent for celebrity athletes like Tiger Woods. He had this to say when asked what are the most important qualities he must bring to the job:
Assuming Mr. Steinberg is speaking here with honesty and integrity, he sounds like he himself might have been unaware of Tiger’s off-course love life. Why else would he tell us that Tiger Woods has to be very wary of who is in his inner circle? Tiger Woods was anything but wary – there may have been up to 25 women he dated in an attempt to get into their inner circle. The bigger problem for Mark Steinberg – the real test of his value as a sports agent – is how he limits the damage to the Tiger Woods brand. It is Steinberg who obtained the many lucrative corporate endorsements that provided Tiger Woods with over $100 million a year in fees. Companies like Nike, Tag Hauer, and Gatorade have a lot invested in the man. These companies are no doubt anxious over how this plays out with the public. They don’t want their corporate name to be associated with a damaged sports star. This is, of course, the prime difficulty with the concept of personal branding. Celebrities, and the agents who serve them, have grown very sophisticated about selling their name and their image and their endorsements of a product, because the money to be made doing so vastly exceeds what they can make in their profession as an actor or athlete (the two principal areas of entertainment). A good agent is, like Mark Steinberg, a lawyer who is quick to sue anyone who besmirches the name or image of their brand – that is, unless it is the celebrity himself who does the besmirching. Then you have a real problem on your hand with a potential catastrophic loss of revenue. This is precisely what is facing the Tiger Woods brand. Fortunately for Mr. Steinberg, he has placed Tiger Woods in long term contracts with his companies.
Here again we see the problem with this sort of branding. In his business life Tiger Woods was not interested in “short term one-off deals,” but this is exactly what he was looking for in his love life. What the public saw of Tiger Woods was precisely what he and Mark Steinberg wanted them to see: a highly talented and successful professional athlete, probably the greatest ever in his sport, who is also a charming individual, devoted husband and father, and a generous donor to charities. This image is completely at odds with the real Tiger Woods operating not-so-secretly behind the scenes with a dozen or more women. Celebrities create traps for themselves when they enter the high-profile public branding business. The must comport personally with the paragon of perfection they are selling through their brand, but this is almost always impossible. The celebrity has to live a double life, one of honesty and integrity when the cameras and lights are on them, and one of human foible and vice when in private. Every so often, reality conflicts with image, and the public stares with fascination at someone who has deceived them. They are far less likely to buy a product recommended by this person. This is also a common problem in other businesses where personal branding is rife, like news reporting or politics. David Vitter and Larry Craig are two other Republican senators who have seen their brand damaged because of sexual escapades completely at odds with their public image as moral scolds. It really makes you wonder about some of the characters in public life who project a strong, personal brand. Is Joe Lieberman the devout, observant Jew he professes to be? What about Barack Obama? He has the potential to be all brand, and no substance behind it. We have to remember that what lies at the root of personal branding is money, money, and more money. Barack Obama, and his handlers, agents and marketers, crafted a particular personal brand that was effective at drawing in around $700 million in campaign donations in two years time. How is this any different from the work done to bring in equally staggering amounts of wealth for Tiger Woods? What did NBC do when their lucrative Tim Russert brand kicked the proverbial newspundit bucket? They chose his son to succeed him – Luke Russert, a twenty something aspiring journalist with no real experience and one qualification only – he carried the brand name by virtue of his birth, and millions of Americans would presumably watch him solely because of this attribute. We are probably at the point where the personal branding business, like banking and the health care industry, has done enough damage to America that it is time to call a halt to the practice. If you don’t think it has done appalling damage to our politics, just look up the name Rep. Dan Lipinski, to see how he got his job in Congress. Is America really better off now that Rev. Billy Graham, who is about to depart from the public scene as America’s Clergyman, has named his son Franklin Graham as his successor? And let’s not leave out Hollywood, a cesspool of nepotism where famous actors, producers, directors and others in the business have a divine right to place their children in lucrative starring roles or executive assignments. The message of all this nepotism and personal branding is deeply undemocratic. You no longer need talent or merit or drive to succeed in the most profitable areas of American life. You need an aristocratic lineage. Not for nothing is this aristocracy working frantically behind the scenes to repeal the death tax – the only thing left that is preventing an unaccountable and unassailable class of nobles from forming in this country. Unassailable, that is, until the public takes up the only avenue left to it in these circumstances: armed revolution. This sounds utterly fanciful in the current state of American society, but it is not. In 1848 violent revolutions swept across Europe, erupting seemingly from nowhere, and taking the lives of tens of thousands of wealthy aristocrats everywhere, many of whom panicked by fleeing the continent. Alexis de Tocqueville summarized the situation pithily: "society was cut in two: those who had nothing united in common envy, and those who had anything united in common terror." The U.S. is already as fractured as it could be into a small segment of very wealthy people, and everyone else who have seen their living standards sink for two decades. What this great mass of people lack are envy: at the moment television entertainment guarantees that even the most disadvantaged person looks at the rich and famous as people to admire, even if they owe everything to their name, and not their skill or hard work. But envy is growing, and in the case of the financial industry, it is developing into real anger at the wealth that has flowed to a caste of experts found seriously wanting in risk management skills. It doesn’t take too much for envy and anger to erupt at the whole of the political, business, athletic, entertainment, journalistic, and religious leadership of this country. This is why the public is interested in the Tiger Woods story. He is undoubtedly an amazingly talented athlete with many records to his name. He just wasn’t content with the $20 million he could earn every year from his sport. He wanted five times that amount in endorsement income, and the price of this greed was his willingness to trap himself in a world of duality. For a long time we saw only one side of his world – the side he and his agent wanted us to see – and now we see another different side. It is not so much that the general public is shocked that someone wealthy and famous could attract many women to engage in an affair with a married man; this happens all the time. It is the complete disconnect between the one world we are used to, and the other one we are now obliged to acknowledge as the real world. This is how America has been run for a long time. We accepted the fact that a hedge fund manager could take home $500 million a year in bonus money as his due, until the economy blew up and we discovered he didn’t earn this money, he “extracted” it from one of his client’s pension plans. We still thank the military for their service, without ever asking about the ugly side of this “service” and what it is doing to others in far off countries. We give 10% of our income to a televangelist without ever questioning why he lives in several mansions and owns a fleet of private jets for him and his family. We don’t care that of all the possible talented people who could have been chosen to replace Tim Russert, NBC chose an untalented, untested son merely because he could carry on the brand name. Numerian December 6, 2009 - 1:55pm
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