Management Genius Jack Welch Gets a New Idea


I suppose someday a pope will tell us that abortion is acceptable under certain circumstances, contraception is an important part of any birth control plan, and gays are humans deserving of God’s grace in equal measure to everyone else.

Something like that happened today in the business world. Jack Welch, as close as one can get to a living god in corporate America, renounced most of the business practices he once used as CEO of General Electric. Jack Welch was universally esteemed in the 1980s and 1990s as America’s most brilliant and successful manager. He took a sleepy industrial company and made it into an earnings powerhouse by buying and selling subsidiaries as if they were baseball cards. Year after year he produced solid earnings growth, and the GE share price followed suit. People rushed to buy his books and they studied every public word he uttered to benefit from his managerial genius.

He was the inventor of several influential managerial philosophies and techniques:

1) Shareholder Value. Management and employees worked for the shareholders. Rewarding the shareholders with dividends and steady appreciation in the stock price was the foremost responsibility of anybody who worked in the company.

2) Any successful manager should be able to “manage” quarterly earnings. Jack Welch was superb at this. He generated 15% earnings growth every quarter for years on end. Not only that, but GE always seemed to announce an earnings result that was one or two pennies more than the analysts expected.

3) Any subsidiary of General Electric should be no lower than number three in its industry in terms of sales revenue and profit. If it isn’t, it is time to jettison the subsidiary by selling it to someone else.

4) Manufacturing processes should have a six sigma quality control standard. This referred to the statistical concept of standard deviation, and required that the number of flawed products coming off the assembly line should be no more than six standard deviations away from the average. In layman’s terms this required a nearly impossible 99.99999…% of all products be perfect.

5) Early on in his career Welch introduced Rank and Yank. Once a year all employees were to be ranked by management in terms of performance and potential. The lowest 10% were to be fired. Every year under this policy 10% of all GE employees were to be let go automatically based on these rankings. This was supposed to allow for fresh and more gifted talent to be hired. The impracticality of this process caused it to be abandoned after a few years. It was also considered callous and wasteful, but Jack Welch was not the sort of guy to worry about criticisms like these.

Jack Welch retired at the peak of his game. He was to corporate America what Alan Greenspan was to central banking. His philosophy and practices were emulated around the world. I remember sitting in a board meeting once at a company and listening to another board member – he was himself a CEO of a Fortune 500 company – berate the Chief Financial Officer for not managing earnings properly. The implication was that any idiot could not only produce earnings every quarter, but should be able to meet analyst expectations to the penny per share. By the time this decade rolled around – and this was the case until the depression hit in 2008 – over 70% of corporations routinely, quarter by quarter, generated earnings that were a few pennies away from what the analysts on Wall Street expected.

The way Jack Welch produced steady earnings, we know now, was to borrow what he needed every quarter from his finance subsidiary, General Electric Capital, which was always so profitable that it had earnings to spare and in a sense kept a little kitty in reserve for Jack to plunder as necessary. GE Capital was a moneymaker because GE had a Aaa credit rating, and the finance subsidiary could borrow at very cheap rates, cheaper than most banks, and lend at very high rates. It was like being the government.

We also know now that this Aaa arbitrage business was exactly what the giant insurance company AIG was doing through its finance arm, and that blew up in spectacular fashion. GE has seen its earnings collapse due to losses at GE Capital, and its stock has plummeted to $6/share as of last week. The other thing we know, from Bernie Madoff, is there is assuredly something fishy going on at a company that can produce 15% earnings every quarter, year after year. The world just doesn’t work this way. It doesn’t mean GE was running a Ponzi scheme like Madoff, but it does means Jack Welch was manipulating earnings to produce a particular result.

Welch’s apostasy came this morning during an interview with the Financial Times. Welch is quoted as saying “On the face of it, shareholder value is the dumbest idea in the world,” he said. “Shareholder value is a result, not a strategy . . . Your main constituencies are your employees, your customers and your products.”

When have you ever heard a CEO say his main constituency is his employees? This is radical, dangerous, and heretical thinking. It comes after a quarter century in which companies all across the industrial world have treated their employees like cattle. Employees are utterly expendable in this world. They can be fired, dismissed, laid off, made redundant, riffed, downsized, or whatever convenient euphemism management may use, entirely at the whim of the company. Performance, experience, or years at the company are meaningless in this environment.

Shareholders, in the meantime, are to be glorified and worshipped. All endeavors in the company have the goal of increasing “shareholder value”, which really means making the stock price go up. Never mind that in America the average Fortune 500 company has only 200 shareholders. Yes, that’s right. That’s the number of mutual funds which collectively own over 50% of the common shares in the average company. These 200 mutual funds rarely care what management is doing as long as quarterly earnings go up, and Jack Welch certainly found the secret to do just that. Mutual funds may among them control hundreds of millions of shares, but they rarely bother even to send in their proxies to vote on critical issues.

In other words, because a few disinterested mutual funds own a majority of the shares of any corporation, the executives who manage the company are the real controlling parties. They can and do reward themselves with stock options, restricted shares, generous pensions, corporate jets, and golden parachutes (activated in case they are ever dismissed).

For a quarter of a century we have lived through an age where corporate management manipulated earnings, produced a stock market boom, sold subsidiaries and fired or outsourced employees to keep the earnings game going, and in turn plundered the company so that they became multi-millionaires. Jack Welch was at the center of this scheme, its inventor and prime practitioner.

Coincidentally, this morning Standard & Poor’s stripped General Electric of its Aaa rating. The Jack Welch era is truly over, but he himself refuses to go away. Now he announces that management should put the employee first. As smart a guy as he is, he must know that it’s going to be another twenty or thirty years before the stock market will reward shareholders in the manner to which they are currently accustomed. He can read the political winds blowing out of Washington. He can sense that someday his estate in his gated community could be under siege by angry crowds with pitchforks.

Knowing all this, Jack Welch can once again be ahead of everybody else. He can be the champion of the employees, at least the ones that haven’t been fired yet. He’ll write books, give speeches, and be all over the television networks, sounding visionary but in truth just trying to redeem his reputation.

I’m not buying it. I knew some of the Rank and Yank victims at GE – good people, highly capable, and completely undeserving of a very cynical policy that showed a lack of respect for employees as people. A guy who can invent and implement something as vicious as Rank and Yank doesn’t suddenly receive insight and turn into a decent human being.

If employees are ever going to redress 25 years of being abused, deceived and marginalized, they are going to have to improve their situation by themselves. Redemption isn’t going to come from elsewhere, certainly not from someone like Jack Welch, whose career has been devoted entirely to himself, his personal fortune, and his media image. We’ve suffered a quarter century of narcissists as CEOs. It is time for these guys to leave the stage once and for all, and drag their "management philosophies" with them.


Numerian March 13, 2009 - 6:54am

There's a lot that can be said about products and customers as well. Talk to people that are working right now, in the trades especially. They are all happy to be working, willing to do a good job, and understand that that's what it's about. And then there's the shyster types that belly-ache about having no work. It's because they do lousy work. Money's tight, why waste it? Now if you can get the customers to understand that they are the employees and the employees to understand that they are the product and that it's all intertwined, the cream will rise. However if you don't share the profits w/ those employees, they'll be resentful and do lousy work, and then you'll lose customers.

It's so simple, But it's also why everybody shops at Wal Mart and everything is made in China. There is zero respect anywhere in the chain, except for the money. And you can't take it woth you.
Jack Welch is probably afraid of dying.


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dk March 13, 2009 - 5:17am

Is the era of "Greed is Good" coming to an end? Seems there is too great a social investment in that position for it to precipitously collapse at the say-so of one Jack Welch. The only effective alternative management arrangement is an empty category, hardly an assuring arrangement to conduct the business of a national or international level company.

Management perceptions differing from this management orthodoxy failed to receive the support required; tried and tested alternatives do not exist at higher levels, and only rarely at mid-levels. Social investment in hierarchy appears absolute, and will ultimately be the causal end of republican forms of sociopolitical control.

The highest levels in government not elected are and have been in the firm control of proven members of parallel hierarchies, from business, military, academic or political experiences, the proven abilities are inherently interchangeable between them. No governmental policy is enacted or enforced without approval of these master managers operating beneath the light of public notice.

The investment in hierarchy and hierarchical perspective in all the sources of management personnel is universal and assiduous. The politically based retreat from governmental control and regulation on the actions of the managerial class enabled their activities that have now lead to the economic collapse as well as the destruction of the constituted government and the legal system by which it operated. Systemic survival is not assured given the subjects under failure.

No monarch would begin to allow the concentration of power that was allowed into the hands of the managerial class; such a monarch would not reign long. This is also true of republics; ignore at great risk.

Arnie March 13, 2009 - 6:45am

sounds like elite theory. who should I be reading next?


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dk March 13, 2009 - 7:18am

In addition to "rank'n'yank," Neutron Jack had another cute little trick he used to play during his rise to power. Jack would get himself transferred to a new business during his career, to broaden his experience, knowledge of various businesses, type of business, etc. -- typical executive rotation stuff. It's just that, Jack was so-o-o-o good that he knew he wasn't going to be staying for very long. His stated policy (to his close subordinates) was to just fire a third of the staff in his new business shortly after arriving. This made it easy to hit his financial targets in a major way and guaranteed that he would be moving on to another larger, more responsible job. Of course, he didn't have to live with the chaos he caused in the business he was leaving, because nothing was being pursued in the business for the future. Later Jack would justify this policy by claiming to be able to buy his way back into an industry by acquiring with or merging with an entity already in the industry, except that's a very expensive way to get into a business. Ultimately it breaks a corporation, as we are seeing happening before us.

VizierVic March 13, 2009 - 8:49am

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ww March 13, 2009 - 10:31am

You would think some CEOs out there would have seen through his game.

Numerian March 13, 2009 - 10:46am

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ww March 13, 2009 - 12:15pm

“Shareholder value is a result, not a strategy . . . Your main constituencies are your employees, your customers and your products.”

This used to be the dominant business philosophy. There was also honor and integrity — being, honest, being as good as your word, standing on principle, walking your talk. People in business who flouted this, even once, were shunned.

tjfxh March 13, 2009 - 12:19pm

..not directly, just as another GE employee in the 80s-90s. We got the full dose of his philosophies, although I never heard of "rank and yank" when I was there - it was apparently buried in the general company philosophy of cutting costs at every turn. We were in rust-belt manufacturing (locomotives), an extremely mature industry, and so cost cutting was hugely important for survival.

I'm not so sure that what he said today really is a turnabout - he did preface his remarks with "on the face of it". But it is refreshing to hear him qualify the concept of shareholder value in this way.

My own take of Welch is that he was exactly what GE needed at the time - it had formerly been a very stodgy company run by bean-counters. Had Jack not come along and upset and realign its corporate culture - I'm certain that GE would be struggling today, or vastly diminished, like the other old-line behemoths who did not adapt, the US automakers. GE's in trouble today because it mirrors the US economy in that it used debt so extensively to finance its operations. But beyond its financial woes, GE is still an industrial powerhouse, with tons of talent, and an envied business culture.

Of course Jack had his bad points too, and I knew many people who suffered greatly because of his directives. His interviews, self-absorption and personal foibles are pretty nauseating to me.

On the other hand, GE has always been viewed as a bootcamp or business finishing school, and I consider myself really fortunate to have worked there under Welch, and fortunate to have left. It was a great education.

alyosha March 13, 2009 - 2:01pm

Interesting. Thx.

ww March 13, 2009 - 3:24pm

"...My own take of Welch is that he was exactly what GE needed at the time - it had formerly been a very stodgy company run by bean-counters. Had Jack not come along and upset and realign its corporate culture - I'm certain that GE would be struggling today, or vastly diminished, like the other old-line behemoths who did not adapt, the US automakers. GE's in trouble today because it mirrors the US economy in that it used debt so extensively to finance its operations. But beyond its financial woes, GE is still an industrial powerhouse, with tons of talent, and an envied business culture..."

So, precisely just what is that Jack Welch is supposed to have actually accomplished? If one looks at his track record, Neutron Jack's principal accomplishment was to have turned GE into a bank, even if it didn't call itself one. His policies starved those industrial businesses you mentioned for funds and invested them into GE Finance, to the point where GE Finance WAS the firm by the time Welch. That was the concern on the street when Welch departed -- that GE was receiving industrial multiples for its performance when it really was a bank.

Worse, GE is no longer an industrial powerhouse as you state. It exited a large number of businesses during the last twenty years and has remained active in only a few. Power generation and aircraft engines, along with GE Medical remain the only real nameplate enterprises. In far too many cases, GE has been late to develop any really new technologies and has been forced to brute force their way into an application. That philosophy was one heavily bruited by Welch as the way forward. It has become one of the major reasons they are stuck in their current quagmire.

VizierVic March 13, 2009 - 10:04pm

By that I mean the 200 mutual funds that owned most of GE's common stock. Plus the analysts, who began writing critical notes about the "bank's" potential for credit losses. To top it off, the SEC filings and annual report provided very little useful information about GE's financial business. People began bailing out of the stock, and in the past year it is the very lack of transparency that is now being cited as the main reason the stock hit $6/share (it is now up to $9).

I think it was an eye opener for people too when GE exited electric light bulb manufacturer. It was not only the foundation product for the company, but it was their connection to the consumer. They were giving up their icon status because they couldn't make money at it anymore.

Numerian March 14, 2009 - 8:43am

I recall hearing about twenty-five years ago when Welch first looked at getting out of the appliance business, back during Reagan's recessions from my colleagues inside GE who had worked at Louisville. Welch really wanted to bail out of that business. It was slow growth insofar as he was concerned -- unionized, very competitive, with a difficult distribution system. He couldn't dominate anything in the whole supply chain, which would drive any control freak right into the wall. Unfortunately, the company did a major consumer study and learned that GE would essentially lose major loss of consumer mind-share if they exited the appliance business. Of course, GE did decide to leave it and lightbulbs over the last decade. Only the "meatball" brand logo survives for the consumer at this point. GE has become a backroom supplier at this point.

VizierVic March 14, 2009 - 1:45pm

My PhD in metallurgy uncle was ranked and yanked from GE in the late '80's, attempted to start his own business just in time for the '91 recession and ended up driving a school bus for the health care benefits at the end of his working life.
I'm not sure he ever realized how badly he was screwed by the conservatarian free marketeers.
These end of life confessions and turnarounds are something else. Especially from people who caused so much suffering. I hope he had his personal fortune invested in GE and the banks.

JT March 13, 2009 - 2:07pm

"I know I did a lot of really, really bad things, but now I'm sorry. Really. And it's not that I'm afraid of being torn apart, burned and my remains fed to dogs by the relatives of all my victims. I now see the terrible error of my ways, and I'm sorry for all the harm I caused to perfectly innocent people."

What if Joseph Stalin said that? Would it suffice? What about Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Tojo, Nixon, Reagan and George W. Bush?

Personally, would I accept their apologies, if they seemed sincere. But in no way would that excuse their crimes or affect their punishment.

Jack Welsh is now saying that his vampirical, fraudulent, society-destroying business practices were in error. He's not even saying he's sorry for all the lives he destroyed. This is not an apology, it's a post-game analysis from the guy that won by cheating.

Jack Welsh's real message is this: Lie, cheat, bribe and steal all you want, and afterward, if you feel it will improve your social standing, observe that "mistakes were made." But don't give any of the money back. Don't admit you actually broke any laws. And don't actually apologize. Unless it's to say, 'I'm sorry you feel that way.'

I know you're not asking for forgiveness, Jack. And you're not apologizing, either. You are just another corporate leech that must be detached from the suffering cow of America. We have a bad corporate leech problem. Gotta do something about that.
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Good times for Smiley! :-D

Jimbo92107 March 13, 2009 - 2:49pm

... conflating these corporate apparathchiks with enterprenheurs and inventors like Steve Wozniak & Jobs or Google founder Larry Page. I wouldn't begrudge a Bill Joy (Sun Micro) or even Bill Gates a plugged nickel, but we compensated these bastards as if they had a cure for cancer.

jbaspen March 13, 2009 - 3:25pm

we compensated these bastards as if they had a cure for cancer.

You mean that Wall Street did, directly, and we did indirectly by allowing them to capture an inordinate share of national income.

Let's face it. Wall Street rules. The Obama administration is running the country for them, and they are looting us to the tune of trillions — again.

The term that’s used to describe this general problem, of course, is moral hazard. When people are protected from the consequences of risky behavior, they behave in a pretty risky fashion. Bankers can make long-shot investments, knowing that they will keep the profits if they succeed, while the taxpayers will cover the losses.

This form of moral hazard — when profits are privatized and losses are socialized — certainly played a role in creating the current mess. But when I spoke with Mr. Romer on Tuesday, he was careful to make a distinction between classic moral hazard and looting. It’s an important distinction.

With moral hazard, bankers are making real wagers. If those wagers pay off, the government has no role in the transaction. With looting, the government’s involvement is crucial to the whole enterprise.

Think about the so-called liars’ loans from recent years: like those Texas real estate loans from the 1980s, they never had a chance of paying off. Sure, they would deliver big profits for a while, so long as the bubble kept inflating. But when they inevitably imploded, the losses would overwhelm the gains. As Gretchen Morgenson has reported, Merrill Lynch’s losses from the last two years wiped out its profits from the previous decade.

What happened? Banks borrowed money from lenders around the world. The bankers then kept a big chunk of that money for themselves, calling it “management fees” or “performance bonuses.” Once the investments were exposed as hopeless, the lenders — ordinary savers, foreign countries, other banks, you name it — were repaid with government bailouts.

In effect, the bankers had siphoned off this bailout money in advance, years before the government had spent it....

At a time like this, when trust in financial markets is so scant, it may be hard to imagine that looting will ever be a problem again. But it will be. If we don’t get rid of the incentive to loot, the only question is what form the next round of looting will take.

DAVID LEONHARDT: The Looting of America’s Coffers

[Emphasis added]

GM and GE, and others are "too big to fail," too, and with their financial subsidiaries, they function like banks. They need to be broken up, along with the financial and insurance giants, before they eat us and our children again.

tjfxh March 13, 2009 - 4:42pm

I remember taking the six sigma training for customers at GE.

Two things struck me:

  • To overcome the Accounting System at GE, which was used to camouflage earnings in a business unit, they had to invent the Dashboard, which gave management insight into how the processes were doing, (I wondered how they did their capital budgeting and NPV studies).
  • Non-management were treated like drones so six sigma belts had to sift through and analyse data to generate ideas (don't talk to anyone–just look at the data) rather than ask the people who lived with the processes on a daily basis for improvement ideas and use the statistics to confirm their plausibility.

My view re employees is that Jack Welch recognizes that with boomers retiring, immigration being tightened and the reduction of the working population in the younger generations (and less willingness to prostitute themselves), the steady supply of talent is drying up. Thus, talented and hard-working managers and key technical people are “like gold”.

Albert

Albertde March 13, 2009 - 9:52pm

"...To overcome the Accounting System at GE, which was used to camouflage earnings in a business unit, they had to invent the Dashboard, which gave management insight into how the processes were doing, (I wondered how they did their capital budgeting and NPV studies)..."

You raise a rather interesting paradox which confronted a typical GE business manager. That person needed to highlight just how well the business was doing while simultaneously hiding things from upper management. It's the classic case of trying to keep three sets of books at one time - one for the government, one for the owners and one for yourself so that you know just how you are performing.

My experience with accounting at GE was that they usually tried to respond to requests by the operating components within a business. If they didn't, it usually meant that reporting systems in place could not truly provide the information. Businesses do evolve, with new products and services being added and eliminated all the time and sometimes the reporting systems just don't have the right granularity to keep current. Generally, only being able to report gross numbers about chunks of a business results in management finding itself in a cul-de-sac because they invested less than wisely.

VizierVic March 13, 2009 - 11:21pm

When the company barely managed to survive the real estate/energy credit collapse of the 1980s, CEO John Reed had the staff create a high level daily view of the risks of the bank, with the sense that they could turn dials and levers to control risk when necessary. I think they even called it the Dashboard and eventually Windows on Risk.

One of the criticisms of Sandy Weill after he kicked out John Reed was that he jettisoned the Dashboard, and had little interest in risk. John Reed often said it took a near-death experience for Citibank to get serious about risk management. Weill was able to retire from Citibank before anything blew up, but his personal wealth since then has taken a hit considering Citi's shares got down to $0.97/share. Still, he's not likely ever to say "I made a mistake getting rid of those risk management tools."

Numerian March 14, 2009 - 8:49am

"typical executive rotation stuff"

This Executive Rotation is a cancer. Two years in the position, starts and compleats nothing in the two years, leaves a mess and claims "it was all ok on my watch", focuses entirely on career, and not on the customers of the business.

I worked in a large computer company, and was presenting to the senior executive in the division one day and made the statement "There are two types of network, packet switching & cirsuit switching, and our technology is packet switching"

And the executive, who's career had been in the development division, on a series of "executive rotations" did not understand the basics of the technology the executive had spend years managing.

It was at that point I knew I needed to leave, becuase I had to get out before the wave of layoffs, as the company would not survive in the business in the executive understood neither the customers' needs, nor the technology.

The company is no longer in the network equipment or software business. Nor many others where it once had a leading position.

A clear contribution to its incompetance was the lack of accountability for the people it put into its "executive rotation" program. People also know as "Male Fashion Models" because of their looks. There were no short males in senior positions in that company.

Synoia March 14, 2009 - 3:22am

Several studies have shown that boards choose CEOs who are overwhelmingly male, taller than average, good looking, and almost always with a complete head of hair. This has some practical benefit and may be justified out in the open, since CEOs these days are media figures by the nature of the job. But there are dumpy, competent CEOs who avoid the television media except when necessary, so this argument is rather weak. The general observation, though, is that such males have advantages throughout their careers, and it is not just as CEOs and not just boards of directors who defer to them.

Numerian March 14, 2009 - 8:53am

I once saw a startup where The Boss was 6'7 and The Executives were all 6'2. Really spooky.

Invader Zim took this out in a great way: invading space aliens are all short except for 2 guys who are tall. They are the leaders, known officially as "The Tallest". There's a great scene where an earthling asks an alien, "you really choose your leaders by whoever is tallest?". The alien merely has a blank look, as in "you have just poked at a repressed thought and my mind has frozen to avoid it".

When a computer startup I worked at was flipped to Enron by Archibald Cox, Jr. (!!) I learned about Rank & Yank. There were already hints of excessive bogosity but that nailed it. "Archie" BTW is also 6'7.

"Turning Japanese I think I'm Turning Japanese I really think so da-da-da det det det det" - The Vapors

Tonsure Wimple March 15, 2009 - 12:55am

I was wondering why Numerian was talking about the pope until it became clear, suddenly. Daring metaphor. This is like "Pope Embraces Secular Humanism."

Back in the 1980's, I was with a company that competed against Genie, GE's entry into the embryonic "network applications" business . Genie was lackluster with a vengeance. Poof! Gone and very quickly. In this case, they made the right decision (I'm sure that Jack was largely unaware of that biz). But in many others, the GE of Welch was just a bully.

There are few things as painful as a CEO with a philosophy of business or, worse yet, a philosophy of life. Welch was the master. These philosophies were enabled by factors other than the operation of any particular company. The CEO's were suckers for any variety of crackpot consultants. Pac Bell had a major "human potential" consulting group, Synanon. When the Church of Synanon wasn't helping with telco human potential, it was harassing members who quit with rattle snakes in their mial boxes.

Much of what comes out of the mouths of celebrity CEOs is based on an anti intellectual attitude. There's no commitment to real empiricism or rigorous evaluation of services and products. There's little recognition of what people contribute. It's just some drivel that they slap together as an enhancement to their ego.

Now I read that Jack borrowed money to boost "earnings." He was a visionary and much less than advertised.

It will be interesting to see how this turns out. It is a win if Welch stops his preaching about firing people and joins the human race. Maybe he'll even say, "I'm sorry" for devastating many of the people that he fired. Maybe pigs live in trees.

Michael Collins March 14, 2009 - 3:38am

Jack Welch didn't create all his ideas out of the blue. He had some favorite consultants that he brought along with him into each company or position he managed. I think his Neutron Jack nickname in the early days derived from the mass firing practices that he perfected having become convinced by a consulting firm that only such drastic pruning would save the company.

The role of consultants in American business has exploded in the past 25 years, and they had fertile ground to exploit because business was unsure how to compete in a globalizing economy (starting with NAFTA). There was no doubt some good work done here, but an incredible amount of CLAPTRAP was sold that did nothing but make money for the consultants.

How many millions of hours have corporations (and now government and the non-profit sector) wasted on Mission Statements and Visions? Haven't we all sat in meetings where words are carefully parsed by committee to the point where they are meaningless? The annual review has become a useless ritual where the employee learns to praise themselves up to a point but always include some modest failure that they can admit to and work on in the coming year. I often thought some company should manufacture and sell to U.S. corporations a product they would call THE BOX. Employees could then practice their skills at thinking outside of it.

If I were CEO I would decorate conference rooms with Demotivational Posters. These are the antithesis of the stupid and ubiquitous motivational posters of soaring eagles and mountain climbers practicing teamwork (and as you know, there is no I in teamwork).

America can only hope that its consulting industry manages to sell the same useless thinking and tools to Chinese and Indian companies. Then the competitive field will really be even.

Numerian March 14, 2009 - 9:09am

If I may digress, I remember well the huge amount of time spent by administration revising the mission statement of the hospital I used to work at. As if a mere revision would miraculously result in improved patient care. I used to shake my head each time I read the hospital's motto on its stationary - "Inspired Care". What inspired them was how to cut back more services on the backs of the nursing staff, whose workload became humanly impossible - I've seen enough sweat dripping from the healthcare aids whose physical labour is comparable to that of construction workers. Just imagine having to give someone a bath who is trying to hit, scratch and bite you as is often the case with patients that are demented. "Inspired Care" indeed!


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena March 14, 2009 - 2:10pm

Now I'm nostalgic. I remember seeing a major corporation's vision statement in the elevators of their Connecticut headquarters. It was a bunch of neologisms thrown together, very awkward. I asked one of my contact, someone who should known, what that was all about. He said, 'Oh, that crap in the elevator. Some board member said that we needed it so we had someone put it together.' These were easy people to deal with.

Michael Collins March 16, 2009 - 3:26am

the Agonist has been crafting a mission statement for literally years now :D herding cats indeed


"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined." -Henry David Thoreau

Tina March 16, 2009 - 3:31am

The comments I made in the Financial Times are getting a lot of attention today. To be candid, I just don't know what all the noise is about. For decades, I've said that shareholder value is an outcome, not a strategy. It is the result of the execution of a company's strategy. It is ridiculous to think of it as a strategy itself. There's nothing new in what I said, but it seemed to capture the imagination on a slow news day. -Jack Welch, March 13, 2009 http://www.welchway.com/

let's see just how "moderated" his comment section is. there's one comment posted, and my comment was #149.


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dk March 14, 2009 - 7:15am

too bad we can't see. I'm sure some were very creative in saying what he should do to himself :D


"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined." -Henry David Thoreau

Tina March 14, 2009 - 7:18am

But it's not worth it. His blog prints one response from a Mr. Dan Danford, and it is probably typical:

Dan Danford
3/13/2009 11:36 AM

You are absolutely right about this, Jack. The notion of managing a corporation for shareholder value is mother to financial engineering. Too many executives expend too many resources in trying to "make numbers" that support a higher share price. Long-term, share prices rise from growth and profits, not accounting practices. Drop the fancy finances and focus on serving customers. That alone creates shareholder value. I posted this on my blog (www.familyinvestmentcenter.blogspot.com) and on my Twitter feed, which is @family_finances. (I'm following Suzy there, by the way - when will you join us?)

I wonder if Mr. Danford is a consultant. He uses consultant-speak: "The notion of managing a corporation for shareholder value is mother to financial engineering." What the hell does this sentence mean? Did he intend to write "mother's milk"? Even so it doesn't make sense, and financial engineering refers to derivatives and quant models, so maybe he is telling Jack that GE Capital should never have gotten into this business.

It is one of the hallmarks of consulting and modern American management that communication be shrouded in made-up words and euphemisms, especially when bad things are about to happen to the employees ("We are right sizing").

I will say, Mr. Danford showed the proper fawning by bringing into the conversation Suzy Welch, Jack's trophy wife who tags along with him dispensing consulting advice to American corporations. Also, Mr. Danford showed his tech bona fides by mentioning Twitter and his blog, where he posted his insights for everyone to read. So he was properly sycophantic to the Master(s), yet sufficiently narcissistic to preen and sell himself. A perfect model of the Modern American Manager.

Numerian March 14, 2009 - 9:24am

... nailed!

ww March 14, 2009 - 10:26am

Donna Knezek
3/14/2009 7:10 AM

what were the origins of "rank and yank"? great site, btw.

yanno, sometimes I'm a little freaked out by being a real person and and an internet abbreviation. liz sez play this again:


albatross

dk March 14, 2009 - 10:29pm

It's from TIME magazine dated June, 2001. It tells of a growing trend to brand workers each year by performance percentile. The bottom ten percent are counseled to improve immediately, or in some cases they are simply forced out.

The two companies specifically cited for rank and yank? Sun Microsystems and Enron. It's interesting to read all the praise that Enron receives from various consultants for its aggressive work force, over-achievers, and of course its high growth rate of earnings.

Rank and yank is described as management's way to force lower managers to give negative reviews, and of course it is said to revitalize the company every year with new talent and fresh ideas. It turns out in Enron it resulted in a two day swap trading exercise among all managers to decide who that year would be in the lower 10%. Inevitably good performers from previous years somehow found themselves dropped down, possibly because so many other good performers had already been forced out.

Any corporate manager who wants to institute rank and yank Darwinian competition to his company deserves to get his bonus henceforth in Enron stock.

See: http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,129988,00.html

Numerian March 15, 2009 - 12:19am


Tolerating prostitution is tolerating abuse and torture of women and children.

adrena March 15, 2009 - 12:35am

but ya know what they do to people who are perfect?

they crucify 'em ;>
.............................
I had read a story about an old time French chef that used to go in and fire someone just to improve morale. Thought about doing it yesterday myself, in fact. but then I would have been washing dishes last night instead of posting videos :)

I'm thinking the roots go waaaayyyy back on this one. or way deep. maybe it's just Lent and I have a bee-yoo-tiful mind ;>


albatross

dk March 15, 2009 - 6:07am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Talents

For the kingdom of heaven is as a man travelling into a far country, who called his own servants, and delivered unto them his goods.
And unto one he gave five talents, to another two, and to another one; to every man according to his several ability; and straightway took his journey.
Then he that had received the five talents went and traded with the same, and made them other five talents.
And likewise he that had received two, he also gained other two.
But he that had received one went and digged in the earth, and hid his lord's money.
After a long time the lord of those servants cometh, and reckoneth with them.
And so he that had received five talents came and brought other five talents, saying, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me five talents: behold, I have gained beside them five talents more.
His lord said unto him, Well done, thou good and faithful servant: thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
He also that had received two talents came and said, Lord, thou deliveredst unto me two talents: behold, I have gained two other talents beside them.
His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy lord.
Then he which had received the one talent came and said, Lord, I knew thee that thou art an hard man, reaping where thou hast not sown, and gathering where thou hast not strawed:
And I was afraid, and went and hid thy talent in the earth: lo, there thou hast that is thine.His lord answered and said unto him, Thou wicked and slothful servant, thou knewest that I reap where I sowed not, and gather where I have not strawed:
Thou oughtest therefore to have put my money to the exchangers, and then at my coming I should have received mine own with usury.
Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

brodix March 15, 2009 - 8:08pm

but really. it still relies on exponential growth. but people do multiply exponentially. theorectically, anyhow. all I know is I've got people's children to take care of now, and therefore it's time to grow. it's a tough nut, that one. however I still beloeve usury to be a sin. jubilee, baby, jubilee.

re: rank and yank. I'm thinking more along the lines of scapegoating. Jesus was a scapegopat, yanno? that's only the one I'm most familiar with. I'm sure there are others. like the third guy in the parable
for the love of money


albatross

dk March 16, 2009 - 12:19am

When I consider how my light is spent
E're half my days, in this dark world and wide,
And that one Talent which is death to hide,
Lodg'd with me useless, though my Soul more bent
To serve therewith my Maker, and present
My true account...

Zuma March 16, 2009 - 12:48am

i been wrestling a lot lately with the whole magilla...

jack welch seems a pimple on the boil of the world in perspective -and when i think of GE, i think of NASA and the military, not lightbulbs. world class corporate management, as an art, has been defiled to put it mildly, on levels higher.

ohhh yes, we do have to return to ground level as humans. societal constraints at this point are so stringent they're buckling, and it's imperative we retain our capacity for viewing reality as a blank canvas we may freely act upon. we have more personal obligations to meet now than societal -one is the other. art is more obligatory than ever, with the act almost more important than the result. it's imperative.

Zuma March 16, 2009 - 1:03am

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