To Stirling Newberry
Editor: Michael Collins
Editorial Team & Authors: Tina, steeleweed, nymoley, Raja, actor 212, Graham, Brian Downing, Don Henry Ford, Jr., Numerian, Jack Cluth
The numbers are trickling in for Michigan, Romney and Santorum are pretty much head to head.
Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart. ~ Phil Jackson
The origin of the universe has not as yet been shown to be a conspiracy theory
but if i had, i’d have deployed my new electoral strategy: vote for the craziest shit-house rat on the ballot. So work kept me from voting Santorum in MI’s open primary system.
Not that it matters. My new strategy is only applied in primaries. Come election day i’ll be sticking to refusing to vote for any asshole that puts a D or an R next to his/her name.
I know they’re assholes because of the affiliation with either party. I’d consider Jesus an asshole if he ran for election as a member of either.
Romney Thanks State He Was Born And Raised In For Just Barely Giving Him Enough Votes To Beat Total Maniac
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