Whew, what a busy day it's been! First, I woke up with a bloated gut, like I ate something bad. That's fairly common with me, but this time, turns out it was Rapture Gut. That's a bloated feeling that precedes the sudden vaporization of your body as it is swept up into the aether, whereupon you are met by...somebody. I'm not supposed to tell who.

Here's a photo of my empty clothing, taken moments after my "Rapture," which was a complete goof up.

Now, I'm not naming names, but apparently there's an IT department Up There, too, and sometimes they get a little busy, and that's when mistakes are made.

Luckily, I'm an old hand at dealing with IT types. I explained my situation, and it turns out there's a completely different Jimbo with the same name as me. What a dork!

Anyway, they said they were sorry and they sent me back, but I had to dress myself. The odd thing is, I can't find my socks!

Question is, did anything like this happen to you? I suspect there were a lot of mistakes made on this very busy day in the metaverse.