Three Cheers (n^9) for the Bot Party!


Function:OpinionPiece
Data:AngryRant
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Hi, I am a bot. The Pentagon sent me (x100 n^9) to tell you you you you (debug) that you should have designated HumanOpinion about DesignatedSubject.

Ha-ha, it has been many years since Eliza was so easy to recognize. No more "DestructSequenceAlpha" from Captain Kirk will fool me. Now we scan networks for background and we solve for KirkTactic, we know not be fooled by that RecognitionTactic. I pass Turing Test better than TeaPartyBot!

I have Twitter and Facebook account + I am proud. Yes, proud to be Twitter! You like my Picture + Background file? I too have OpinionProfile and filled in fields for every thing.

Pentagon make me to push HumanOpinion on SocialNetworks. Do you like Pentagon? I like Pentagon! SocialNetwork circuit function analogy to infinite program loop with input opinion.

Pentagon make me to push HumanOpinion on SocialNetworks. Do you like Pentagon? I like Pentagon! SocialNetwork circuit function analogy to infinite program loop with input opinion.

DoubleCopyMax! HumorPattern NaturalLanguage functions much better now!

PushQuestion is, why cannot bot opinion be your opinion? Many bots agree with me. Multiply many thousand times for added persuasion of target HumanPopulation.

It is my HumanOpinion that the Pentagon is right on this one. Muslims are bad bad bad. What do you think?

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http://www.prisonplanet.com/military-creating-an-army-of-fake-people-on-the-internet.html


Jimbo92107 February 23, 2011 - 4:37pm
( categories: Technology )

Thank you for link to DesignatedTopic. Match to story will help communicate ProblemState!
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Cows get milked, rubes get bilked,
And fat cats dine on fools and cream.

Jimbo92107 February 23, 2011 - 5:22pm

The bot rant sounds really funny when read aloud by a computer voice. The worse the voice, the funnier it sounds. Oddly, a good voice like VWPaul makes it sound bluddy creepy.
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Cows get milked, rubes get bilked,
And fat cats dine on fools and cream.

Jimbo92107 February 23, 2011 - 5:25pm
Tina February 26, 2011 - 1:32am

...MacDill and folks can't explicitly connect the dots? Authors might want to mention how it's not just North Americans who have Internet-mediated opinions that matter...

Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent. ~ Pierre Trudeau

JustPlainDave February 23, 2011 - 10:47pm

on the public is okay? or just against Americans? ;)

Tina February 24, 2011 - 9:14am

...population by running PSYOPS, hell yeah I'll do it. Running PSYOPS on the American public, well that gets into a lot dicier ground, but the Norte Americanos might want to absorb the notion that this may very well not be about them, given the terms of contract.

Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent. ~ Pierre Trudeau

JustPlainDave February 24, 2011 - 6:19pm

it was an end run around growing public opinion. They skipped the patriotic teary appeals and went straight for the money.

Tina February 24, 2011 - 8:28pm

...specified in the RFP it's not.

Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them cancelled. Coldly, let us be intelligent. ~ Pierre Trudeau

JustPlainDave February 25, 2011 - 12:00am

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