I smell a video game.
The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.
Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.
They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."
Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.
Daily Mail
This year Vatican Entertainment(TM) will release GodSquad 2008, which will feature a team of crack Vatican exorcists armed with a variety of weapons, from the ever-popular BFG (Biggus Fictitious Godsmackdownus) to the new HST (Holy Shit Taser), which packs a wholloping 500,000 Watts of sin-cleansing, demon-detonating, Papal-approved power.
Or you can just use the shotgun.
Either way, you'll get your pulse-pounding, waterboarding, Satan-spanking satisfaction by blowing up level after level of cyber-mosques, Greenpeace militants, dirty liberal hippies, lawyers, Democrats and whoever else the Devil has gotten into...
You be the judge, jury and the executioner, and it's all legal because the Pope said so.
And if that uppity wife of yours shows up, well, none of it's real anyway, so you can blow her away too! Especially if she interrupts you just as your about to blow up a Fifth-Level AlGore that's spreading his sticky science gobbledygook to take away your guns and your sacred SUV.
This year you can send 'em all to hell with GodSquad 2008. Available for PC, Wii and xBox Extremist. Pre-purchaces will receive six bonus Indulgences. Spank your Satan all day, every day, with Papal approval. Supplies will be limited, so get your own GS 2008 before the brown people grab 'em!
UPDATE: New emphasis on exorcism? Vatican denies report ~ tina