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Spank Your Satan!I smell a video game.
This year Vatican Entertainment(TM) will release GodSquad 2008, which will feature a team of crack Vatican exorcists armed with a variety of weapons, from the ever-popular BFG (Biggus Fictitious Godsmackdownus) to the new HST (Holy Shit Taser), which packs a wholloping 500,000 Watts of sin-cleansing, demon-detonating, Papal-approved power. Or you can just use the shotgun. Either way, you'll get your pulse-pounding, waterboarding, Satan-spanking satisfaction by blowing up level after level of cyber-mosques, Greenpeace militants, dirty liberal hippies, lawyers, Democrats and whoever else the Devil has gotten into... You be the judge, jury and the executioner, and it's all legal because the Pope said so. And if that uppity wife of yours shows up, well, none of it's real anyway, so you can blow her away too! Especially if she interrupts you just as your about to blow up a Fifth-Level AlGore that's spreading his sticky science gobbledygook to take away your guns and your sacred SUV. This year you can send 'em all to hell with GodSquad 2008. Available for PC, Wii and xBox Extremist. Pre-purchaces will receive six bonus Indulgences. Spank your Satan all day, every day, with Papal approval. Supplies will be limited, so get your own GS 2008 before the brown people grab 'em! UPDATE: New emphasis on exorcism? Vatican denies report ~ tina Jimbo92107 December 29, 2007 - 12:45pm
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