Infectious Dis-Ease

It appears our ammosexuality is contagious:

(CNN) — In a country often stereotyped for being too genteel, the Canadian city of Moncton prides itself on a special distinction: It was named the most polite.

So what happened here Wednesday seems unimaginable to residents.

A man dressed in fatigues and carrying a rifle went on a rampage, killing three police officers and wounding two others.

Police posted to social media a photograph of a man dressed in fatigues, carrying what appeared to be a rifle.

Thursday morning, the shooter was still on the loose.

I hope you’re happy, gun nuts: you’ve managed to turn the politest place in the politest country on the fucking planet into a shooting range.

The Facebook page of the suspect, Justin Bourque, a 24 year old resident of Moncton, is about as filled with rage and gun-garbage as any nut from Wyoming. The photos the Moncton police tweeted seem to show a Rambonic idiot pretending to be a Navy seal or Army ranger.

And of course, he is taunting the cops while he flees like the little coward he is, posting on his Facebook page after the shooting (Idiot. There are things called “IP addresses” that Facebook will gladly provide to cops on a real-time basis that can pinpoint you in seconds. Gun nuts really are cowardly morons.)

His last post before this rampage says it all:

“A little man with a big eraser, changing history, Procedures that he’s programmed to, all he hears and sees. Altering the facts and figures, events and every issue. Make a person disappear, and no one will ever miss you. Rewrites every story, every poem that ever was”

A little man. To be sure.

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