What Do Conservatives Spend Their Time Thinking About?


One answer is provided by Conservapedia's most viewed list:

1. Main Page‎ [1,897,388]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,488,013]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [516,193]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [416,767]
5. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [387,438]
6. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [328,045]
7. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ [325,547]
8. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [314,076]
9. Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ [262,015]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [249,14]

I'd like to add something witty, but really, what is there to say after that? Especially since I can barely stop laughing.


Ian Welsh November 21, 2007 - 4:00pm
( categories: Miscellany )

OK so the only semi-intelligent and therefore literate branch of the current brand of conservatism is the Gay part. The rest simply don't read. And if you were going to hide a trove of Gay knowledge what better place than in something called Conservapedia?

Jeff Wegerson November 21, 2007 - 4:11pm

you're thinking of OPENLY GAY republicans... that hit count makes them look like a pack of Larry Craigs...

http://www.larrycraigslist.com/

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bex November 21, 2007 - 5:00pm

-5.75,-4.05
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny--
Did you ever try buying them without money?
-- Ogden Nash

justadood November 21, 2007 - 4:45pm

I'm pretty sure that list was manipulated by pranksters. (I read comments on other sites saying so, but I didn't look into their evidence.) I suspect Conservapedia as a whole gets pranked an awful lot - it's such an obvious target.

JoeNotCharles November 21, 2007 - 6:21pm

1. Main Page‎ [1,897,388]
2. The rest [4,287,234]
Ratio 2.26:1

The average is 2.26 views of the rest of your to main page views.
Let's assume that one in 10 look that the rest of the list, and the others look elsewhere in Conservapedia (again assuming there actually is content other than your list), then the ratio becomes 22.6:1.

The numbers are actually higher than the list looks on first impressions.

Synoia November 21, 2007 - 6:22pm

hah, your assuming that much traffic is from sincere users of the site.

im betting that spikes in hits and page veiws like this are just people checking the site for a good laugh. id say a good quarter of those veiws were immature teenage males looking for unintentionally funny crap written on the site. "gay bowel syndrome" you expect teenagers not to think any of it is just hilarious, gays and embarrassing diseases. then you have the morbidly curious who have to see just how deep that abyss goes.then you have the people who just come to mock the stupidity,extreme ideology, and bigotry dressed up as a knock off of a quality site.

Warvigilent November 21, 2007 - 6:23pm

either way, it's pretty funny.

Ian Welsh November 21, 2007 - 6:28pm

It's a joke people, relax.

Still, "Homosexuality and Parasites"? Why yes, they live in your intestines and can give you really bad gas. LOL...

Lesly November 21, 2007 - 6:55pm

their main opponents.
They are trying to hide their homosexual tendencies.
Gays are people just like you and me.
They are people.
They deserve to be accepted!

repressive governments mix administrative clumsiness & inefficiency with authoritarian tendencies.

kimmy November 21, 2007 - 8:50pm

I don't want to stand in denial of equal rights and all of that PC stuff but then again I do object to enrolling my five year old in the gay straight alliance. If you are going to promote something as beneficial to all of mankind than you best not attempt to shove it up my ass like it or not. That kind of thing sort of like, well, breeds contempt and reactionary behaviors.

Plus of all of the subjects deemed controversial homosexuality can be picked as one of the most decisive in fragmenting unity in American culture. By continually keeping this "in the news" unity in American society can be prevented. Yes, weapons of mass division.

Lasthorseman November 21, 2007 - 10:51pm

I do object to enrolling my five year old in the gay straight alliance.

Has he been recruited?

Lesly November 22, 2007 - 12:43am

I've been waiting a combined total of twenty-two public school years for my kids to bring home the recruiting materials. Haven't seen any. Nor have they been given the literature that instructs them to have sex whenever they want, so long as it's Safe. I guess our school system is hopelessly behind the times?



Turn back to the Constitution - and
READ it.

Rick November 22, 2007 - 12:10pm

Really a shame. It would make a great story.

Lesly November 22, 2007 - 2:03pm

i'll tell you what pisses me off. my first grade son was talking about how much he likes a certain girl and that he wants to marry her. i'm thinking my school enrolled him into the "straight-straight" alliance without my knowledge. some heads are going to roll.

hobo November 23, 2007 - 4:38pm

EOM

Lesly November 23, 2007 - 10:26pm

the agonist has surely taken me away from much activity on livejournal and i've missed some folks there. i'd posted there tonight and later scrolled through recent 'friends' posts and found this one:

http://deadbeatwriter.livejournal.com/97663.html

"Best Quote

I told them that you need to work with me or we will put a firestorm on you like you have never seen in [your] life because I am your worst nightmare. I am a black man with a righteous cause with a whole host of powerful white people behind me.

The Reverend Ken Hutcherson on packing Microsoft shareholders with (white) anti-homosexuals and kicking Satan in the nuts like our Founding Fathers would by throwing a Washington Pudding Party if they were alive."

which links to:

telegraph.co.uk/news/...wmicro116.xml

Zuma November 22, 2007 - 4:00am

Thanks for the free advertisement, Zuma. :)

Lesly November 22, 2007 - 2:06pm

gay bowel syndrome is only #8? i'm disappointed!

skippy November 23, 2007 - 4:30pm

it has moved up in the rankings ;)

Most viewed pages

1. Main Page‎ [1,932,401]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,623,935]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [518,020]
4. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [432,793]
5. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [422,096]
6. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [401,082]
7. Homosexual Couples and Domestic Violence‎ [373,936]
8. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [332,069]
9. Homosexuality and Anal Cancer‎ [294,336]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [293,685]

Tina November 23, 2007 - 4:37pm

Bad idea.

That is one of the most significant repositories of "teh stupid" I've yet seen on the internet - and I've seen some doozies.


"The best-informed man is not necessarily the wisest. Indeed there is a danger that precisely in the multiplicity of his knowledge he will lose sight of what is essential."

- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Escher Sketch November 23, 2007 - 4:44pm

comment #9

Here is what i think should be in their top ten:

“How Bush Fucked Up after 9/11.”
“How Bush Fucked Up Iraq.”
“How Bush Fucked Up the Constitution.”
“How Bush Fucked Up America’s Reputation.”
“How Bush Fucked Up our children’s educational system.”
“How Bush Fucked Up our children’s health system.”
“How Bush Fucked Up the Republican Party’s Future in America.”
“How Bush Fucked Up the Presidency.”
“How Bush Fucked Up America.”
“How Bush Fucked Up.”

Tina November 23, 2007 - 4:52pm

Like torture, lying, stealing, starting illegal wars based on lies should NOT be attended to in order to talk about the wicked wicked Homosexual...oh, those throbbing powerful men with their large penetrating penises, with mouths agape, buttocks flexing in anticipation...dreadful...why makes me think of a little study that was done not so long ago:
Adams HE; Wright LW Jr; Lohr BA. Is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal? J Abnorm Psychol 1996 Aug;105(3):440©445.

Department of Psychology, University of Georgia, Athens 30602©3013, USA.

The authors investigated the role of homosexual arousal in exclusively heterosexual men who admitted negative affect toward homosexual individuals. Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29); they were assigned to groups on the basis of their scores on the Index of Homophobia (W. W. Hudson & W. A. Ricketts, 1980). The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored. They also completed an Aggression Questionnaire (A. H. Buss & M. Perry, 1992). Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli. The groups did not differ in aggression. Homophobia is apparently associated with homosexual arousal that the homophobic individual is either unaware of or denies.

GeorgeM November 23, 2007 - 7:10pm

Unfortunately, most of those pages at Conservapedia have been deleted and recreated by now, resetting their page count... but "Homosexuality" is still #1!

By the way, it's true that the stats are being boosted by refreshbots of some sort. Some there blame it on counter-Conservapedia site RationalWiki. But consider: who wrote and sanctionned all those article - including gems like "Gay Bowel Syndrome" and "Homosexuality and Scotland" - in the first place? That was all Conservapedia's doing. More specifically, the doing of a certain User:Conservative, whose subsequent exploits can be viewed here.

With respect to RationalWiki, the boost was not actually any sort of organized or even acknowledged effort. You can see their stance on Conservapedia here - while their distaste for the site is apparent, vandalism, in general, is not condoned.

Evidently there's a good chance that whoever did this does have an account at RationalWiki, but that doesn't make the site accountable for the vandalism - and certainly not for Conservapedia's inherent insanity anyway.

Uchiha December 8, 2007 - 12:19am

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