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Wide Stances, Fake Resignations and the Crowded Republican ClosetNormally we here at the Agonist wouldn't talk about Larry Craig, since whenever something scurrilous happens SP fires off an e-mail saying "we're not that type of blog". However, Sean-Paul's been distracted, and no such e-mail has crossed the editors' screens, and the Craig mess just gets more and more, errr, hilarious, so lets take a swing through it. The whole Craig thing is pretty revealing, starting with the fact that he doesn't think he's gay. And not in a "I swing both ways" wide stance sort of way. It could be the "trade" bit - as long as you don't "catch" you aren't actually gay, but somehow one suspects Larry's been on his knees (and hands) a lot. No matter whether he has, he's probably the only person in America who still thinks "Larry Craig isn't gay". Now every time I talk to people I know in Washington, including gay guys I know in Washington, what's very clear is just how much of the Republican party is gay - it's an open secret that the staff is stacked with gays, and enough of the congressmen are gay that if they all resigned, well, Pelosi would have a real majority. Yet the Republican party continues with strong anti-gay rhetoric and bills despite this. Perhaps it's because many or most of them, like Craig, genuinely think they aren't gay, despite enjoying gay sex? Then there's the amusement of McConnel, yesterday, suddenly instead of throwing Craig off the bus saying that if he can get his conviction overturned, he can stay. This is, well, odd, since if Craig runs in 08, Dems stand a great chance of picking up the seat whether or not he gets off on some technicality. Many Republicans in Washington may be gay, but the base doesn't like it. One doesn't know how many of them are "not gay" like Craig, but they sure don't like gays. Of course, er, how shall we say, rumours have been swirling around McConnel for some time and one wonders what Craig, perhaps, had to say to his majority leader about the consequences of abandoning him. Not to mention Craig being able to point out that, oh, Vitter, who has confessed to an actual crime (soliciting a prostitute) is still around, while all Larry pleaded to was a misdemeanour. and plenty of members of Congress have "disturbing the peace" on their record. So if it goes to hearings on why Craig's being tossed he could just say that "disturbing the peace" isn't something that has caused Congress members to lose their seats in the past. At which point, well, Republicans might have to discuss S-E-X. Can you imagine hearings with the minutes being about Larry's "wide stance", the toe-tapping, the foot nudging and the hand under the divider and then a discussion about what those things mean? I'm sure the Republican leadership can. And the idea is making their eyes bleed. Not that both parties aren't stacked with a lot of gays. At YKos a gay friend and I walked through the (scattered) crowd, noting the ones who were part of the tribe. It was, er, a lot. But Democrats, even if they dance a bit around the subject (yes Hilary, I'm talking about you) tend towards supporting gay rights - it makes sense that gays would tend towards supporting Democrats. What doesn't make obvious sense is gays in the Republican party - gays (or, not gays) like Larry, constantly pushing anti-gay agendas and hate. Yet there they are. So here's my question to readers. Why? I'm guessing it isn't the Republican "gay conspiracy to destroy the Republican party by, er, penetrating it". So why do so many gays wind up where they are hated by their own constituents (if not by their own gay and straight staff, who, coming from the same class, don't personally give a damn even if they're willing to stoke the fires of gay hatred.) Is it that many of them, like Larry, don't think they're gay? Is it that they're useful to the powers in the party (gay Republicans can always be destroyed. If McConnell does in fact swing that way, he makes a perfect consensus leader because he can have no higher ambitions.) Is it something odd about the psychology of closet, where the best and safest place to be is on the side of the tormenters, and as generally happens in such cases, they come to identify with them? Not sure, but it certainly is odd. So, why? Update Jane Hamsher points out that Larry may well push "surge victory propaganda week" off the screens. Ah, the schadenfrude. Usually we're the ones who are gored by the corporate media's inability to talk about anything serious, but this time ripe scandal is actually hurting the long-planned media campaign to justify the surge and keep the war going. My hat's off to Larry, may he continue to insist on his right to political life. Ian Welsh September 6, 2007 - 4:28am
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