It's the month of "important people don've live in the same world as everyone else." First Paris Hilton, while sent to jail, is allowed to occupy one of the jail's eight hospital beds instead of being in the normal population, after an attempt to let her serve out her sentence at home in direct violation of the Judge's order that that not be permitted. And even in that hospital bed she isn't exactly treated like everyone else:
A recently released inmate told The Post's Marianne Garvey that the 26-year-old is living in ‘Lean Cuisine’ style, sleeping comfortably and eating roast beef, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken nuggets and fish that others would never get.
The jailbird has recently been shifted to the medical clinic of the women's jail in Lynwood, California, from a Los Angeles jail hospital and is putting up alone in an eight-bed ward for which other prisoners ‘have to be bleeding from their eyes’.
‘The Simple Life’ actress who has been changing hospital beds since she entered the big house has even been permitted to watch television and DVDs.
Unlike Libby, of course, Paris actually did time. Scooter, on the other hand, had more juice, and today had his sentence commuted (not pardoned, because if pardoned he couldn't claim his 5th amendment rights against self incrimination, and thus might be forced to testify about what Cheney and Bush knew.) In 2009, just before Bush leaves office, I expect he'll get a nice pardon, and in the meantime wingnut welfare will take good care of him - his friends will pay his fine, there'll be a nice job, and other than having to occasionally have a chat with a probation officer who, if he knows what's good for him, won't be busting Scooter's ass, there won't be any real punishment at all for Scooter.. Omerta's the code, Libby's kept his zipper shut, and the family takes care of its own.