March 12, 2008
By Will Durst

WARREN BUFFET. World’s richest man can’t hurt, in case the campaign needs a loan. Or the country.

JAMES EARL JONES. The most trusted voice in show business.

DAN QUAYLE. Knows the drill.

ED McMAHON. Knows the drill and he knows the intro: “Here’s Joohhhnyyyyyy.”

RONALD REAGAN. Quit pussyfooting around. It’s what the base wants. Who cares if he’s dead? How much less animated is that from second term?

JEB BUSH. Ups the Bush streak to seven of last eight GOP tickets.

JOE LIEBERMAN. Invests campaign with bipartisan spin. Also returns “Joementum” to national lexicon.

KAY BAILEY HUTCHISON. Takes “woman” thing out of play.

CINDY McCAIN. Takes “woman” thing out of play, and keeps it in the family.

COLIN POWELL. Takes “black” thing out of play.

CONDOLEEZZA RICE. Takes “woman” and “black” things out of play.

complete list:

http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/20080312_50_suggestions_for_mccains_vp/?ln