The Federal Reserve put you on the hook for $75 trillion ($75,000,000,000,000) of fraudulent derivatives.
JP Morgan will follow suit on a similar amount. No wonder the stock market bounced.
In other news, Quadafi was sodomized with a knife.
At least someone was kind enough to give him a coup de grace to the head. You will have to live through this.
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