Whining Albinos, pissed-off popes, cynical cinema magpies and cranky Cannes critics, all crapping on the Code...DaVinci's, that is.
The way they're carrying on, you'd think Mel Gibson made it, not Opie.
Like it or not, it's gonna be Large.
Drudge (yeah, I know, so shoot me) is all over it, and posted all the links so I don't have to.
UPDATE: Just saw it. In a word, "Ho-hum." My kid liked it though. but he didn't read the book. Hanks and Tautou were completely wrong for this.
Meanwhile the first boxoffice figures are in.
"Lord! What fools these Mortals be!"