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It’s not my tongue, its the botox!
Jenna Bush enroute to a box turtle fundraiser.
First Rugrat JennaBush displays her entire knowledge of French culture.
Noticing that her automatic window would not completely close, Jenna Bush uses her tongue to complete the task.
my dad puts socks in flightsuits instead classified papers in socks
Photographic evidence of the received wisdom “Dogs die in hot cars”.
Despite the obvious signs of asphyxia exhibited by his daughter, Papa Bush insisted the windows remain closed to protect her from evil men that hate her freedoms.
“Hello Mr. Moore”
Here’s what came to my mind……
“Bring ‘Em On”
“I’ve got a limo, and you-u don’t. Nyah!”
Fellatio, anyone?
Jenna tries out her diamond tounge peircing for inscribing her initals on goverment property.
Shortly after the release of this photo, Secret Service Agent Congolia Clapsaddle (left) was relieved of duty for failure to protect the American public from Presidential Offspring Unit #1-J’s Tongue of Mass Destruction. Clapsaddle’s comment: “I didn’t know it was loaded.”
Bring ‘em on wins!
fours years of college and our little Jenna finally learned to roll her tongue.
“As the automatic window slowly rolled down, Jenna decided that maybe Crazy-Gluing her tongue to the window wasn’t such a great idea…”