Q: What about Catholic Relief Services? Don't they support a bunch of child molesters? Catholic Relief Services distributes condoms and performs free vasectomies.
A: What's so funny about a Catholic vasectomy? A little holy water could be soothing, y'know. -- "Since I was a small boy, two states have been added to our country, and two words have been added to the Pledge of Allegiance: Under God. Wouldn't it be a pity if someone said that is a prayer, and that would be eliminated from schools, too?"