Business Cards For Metal Dectecting

Q: US/FL: White's DLX: Relic, Coin and Cache Hunting Is there anyone out there who has business cards or any recommendations as to what to place on a business card that might help get permission to hunt a site?? Definitely would like to hear from all of you, as I am VERY shy and have a very hard time asking permission to hunt a site.

A: My advice would be to just go at night - unless you've got a single eye in the middle of your forehead alot of these in-breed country types will not identify with you and will simply want you 'arf their land! Either that or wait till National Metal Detecting Day - 22nd September 2002! All the humourless farming assholes are going to stink-out central London leaving Englands green and pleasant land free for it's citizens for one whole day! Sorry to be a bit negative but you really can have sympathy for Robert Mugabe when he says 'You have your England Mr Blair and I'll have my Zimbabwe' - they obviously got sick of a minority of arogant white tossers telling them to keep off their property.. sounds familiar?

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