Ballet Handbills

Q: Clearly there was a *reason* Mr. Keeley was "relocated" to San Diego from Washington, D.C. There must also be a *reason* that Mrs. Clinton blithely denies allegations and seems unperturbed by actual revelations concerning her spouse, when many of us would have acquired a divorce attorney by, say, yesterday (if not earlier). Mr. Keeley does not like dogs, by the way.

A: Here we have yet another sorry example of the gross distortions of the truth that my enemies are resorting to. I would like to take this opportunity to expose these lies. 1. At no point in my life have I ever either resided in Washington, D.C. or been employed there. From 1983 to 1997, I lived and worked in Arlington, VA. 2. I, personally, was not relocated from Arlington to San Diego; rather the entire section of the Navy Department

I work for was moved, and I went with them as a matter of course. The decision to move this section was made by the Base Relocation and Closure (BRAC) comission several years before the alleged "Cloak Room Incident." This incident never happened anyway, is a complete fabrication by the scandal-mongers, had nothing to do with me, and can't be proved. 3. The cowardly insinution in the above quoted statement that my relocation to the West Coast and Chelsea's decision to attend Stanford are anything more than coincidence is beneath contempt. It only goes to show the shameless lengths these people will go to in order to discredit me. I will not even dignify this with a denial.